J Jordan
What is he doing?
Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat . [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] …Or maybe not.
J Jordan
So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Um, we're, we're not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.
J Jordan
Yeah, I've seen the way he observes you.
No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
J Jordan
I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.
Well, this time you are. Wrong.
J Jordan
So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.
J Jordan
Huh, I'll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.
[After Tasering a running suspect] See, I'm helping.
J Jordan
Yeah, I'll buy you an ice cream later.
What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?
CB Castle & Beckett
[Simultaneously] She's a taxidermist!
It's so cute the way you two do that.
[Castle grins, Beckett rolls her eyes]
Nikki will burn. I can see the poetry in that. [Beckett looks at him] The terrible, homicidal poetry.
It's a fact of life. People we love leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.
If you keep quoting Jordan, I'm gonna turn the radio way up. [Walks off]
[To Ryan and Esposito] Jealous.
Oh, Richard, darling, you're just in time. I made dinner. [Holds up a takeout container]
Mother, what are you doing here?
Oh, we're eating. You know, something families do a couple of times a day.
S Agent Shaw
Just writing you a note. Dunn is being transported to The Tombs, where he'll enjoy his stay in the Intensive Management Unit with the state's most dangerous criminals.
Well, he's getting his 15 minutes. It's what he wanted this whole time.
S Agent Shaw
Yeah, but it'll be on our terms.
I want you to know that I learned a lot from you on this one.
S Agent Shaw
You did most of the heaving lifting. Honestly, the thing that impressed me most is that you came in with Castle.
You know, some people would call that foolish.
S Agent Shaw
You made a tough decision on your feet, used the resources at hand. I'd say that's heroic and somewhat poetic. In the end, Dunn did actually face Nikki Heat. She is, after all, part you, part Castle. He cares about you, Kate. You may not see it, you may not be ready to, but he does.
Yeah, well, the situation with Castle is complicated.
D Dunn
This isn't over, Heat.
It's not Heat. It's Beckett! You have the right to remain silent, so shut the hell up.
Hey, we're thinking maybe you could talk to Montgomery about finding some room in the budget for those smart boards.
Sure. While they're at it, maybe they can buy us Batmobiles.
Our murder boards are just fine.
Got an apartment up on four, and guess who's got the keys. [Jiggles them]
[Snatches the keys] I do.
You know, we might wanna swing down by the museum, see if any of his colleagues can shed some light on who might wanna drop a gargoyle on Medina's head.
Either you are being a good cop or you just wanna go to the museum.
They have dinosaurs there!
Do you believe that people get what they deserve?
Well, if they do then I must have done something pretty terrible to be punished with you.
Still no luck with the curse, huh?
Look on the bright side, Castle, you die, your book sales skyrocket.
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