What is he doing?
He, uh, touches things.
Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] …Or maybe not.
So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Um, we're, we're not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.
Yeah, I've seen the way he observes you.
No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.
Well, this time you are. Wrong.
So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
You know I can hear you.
He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.
Huh, I'll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.
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