Got an apartment up on four, and guess who's got the keys. [Jiggles them]
[Snatches the keys] I do.
“Wrapped Up In Death” · Season 2, Episode 19
In this episode: Richard Castle (6), Kate Beckett (6), Javier Esposito (3), Kevin Ryan (3), Alexis Castle (1), Roy Montgomery (1)
You know, we might wanna swing down by the museum, see if any of his colleagues can shed some light on who might wanna drop a gargoyle on Medina's head.
Either you are being a good cop or you just wanna go to the museum.
They have dinosaurs there!
[Chuckles] Let's go.
Do you believe that people get what they deserve?
Well, if they do then I must have done something pretty terrible to be punished with you.
Funny.
Still no luck with the curse, huh?
Look on the bright side, Castle, you die, your book sales skyrocket.
Great.
CCastle
[Cuts himself while trying to cut a tomato] What's the difference between curse and clumsy?
I'll get a bandaid.
CCastle
Get two.
[At the museum]
Man! I love this place! When Alexis was little, we used to come here every Sunday. We would run around here for hours pretending like we were on safari in Africa or looking for dinosaurs in China.
You know, Castle, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life.
Yeah. Plus it was a great place to pick up chicks.
And then you open your mouth and you ruin it.
You had to mess with the curse, didn’t you? Trying to be funny. You know what kind of hell I’d catch if Castle got eaten in the line of duty?
Don’t tell me you really believe in that stuff, sir.
You know what I believe in, Detective? That there’s no upside in screwing with things that you can’t explain. First year in homicide, right? My partner tackles a suspect through the window of a gypsy smoke shop. Owner’s furious. Threatens all kind of hexes on our houses if we don’t personally go and clean it up. And we tell her, “Yeah, take it up with the city.” Two hours later, my partner drops dead. Heart attack.
And you think it was the hexes?
No. The man ate bacon with every meal. But, next morning, I went over there, fixed that window. And you know why?
RERyan & Esposito
[look at each other for a moment and then back] Because there’s no upside in screwing with things you can’t explain?
And don’t you ever forget it.
If something were to happen to me, I want you to watch out for Alexis. She looks up to you. And if her boyfriends get frisky, you can shoot them.
Nothing’s gonna happen to you.
But if it does…
Okay. [smiles]
And would you also go into my closet and get rid of my porn collection before she finds it?
Don’t worry, bro. I got you covered on that.
Charles, we have your fingerprints on a sarcophagus, so you can either start telling us the truth now, or after spending an afternoon in the holding cell, entertaining a meth addict through the violent phase of his withdrawal.
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