Kate Beckett quotes from Castle

Beckett

Ten years since we came home and found that detective waiting for us. Ten years since we crossed that yellow tape and went into that alley. And every time I cross the tape at a crime scene, I think of that night.

Castle

That's what makes you such a good cop.

Beckett

What if I let her down?

Castle

Do you know why I chose you as my inspiration for Nikki Heat?

Beckett

No. Why?

Castle

Because you're tall. [Beckett smiles and relaxes] Now go in there and do your job.

Beckett

Montgomery's post-incident evaluation. You come off like Steven Segal.

Castle

Should I be flattered or insulted?

Beckett

Both.

Ryan

If this squatter was so meticulous about putting things back, why'd he leave all this for us to find?

Castle

You're right. It makes no sense.

Beckett

[surprised] What? No grand theatrical theory to spin for us?

Castle

Honestly, I got nothing.

Beckett

Con artists and circus people, huh?

Castle

Yeah, and mind-readers.

Beckett

Really? So tell me what I'm thinking.

Castle

Ah! You're... You're thinking... You don't care and you want me to stop talking?

Beckett

Ooh, that's uncanny.

Castle

It's in the blood.

Beckett

So you can play dumb, or you can play ball.

Castle

Pun intended.

Beckett

I don't know...me in a swimsuit under the hot, blistering sun.

Castle

I'd be happy to rub lotion on you.

Castle

What is it with professional sports? Even the agencies are on steroids.

Beckett

Fox's client list is a veritable who's-who of star athletes. Five percent of their endorsements and salaries? You could pay for half of lower Manhattan.

Castle

...did you just use the word "veritable?"

Beckett

Yes, I did.

Castle

Sexy.

Beckett

You should hear me say "fallacious."

Castle

Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth.

Beckett

Given the state of undress I would say it's more likely a sexual fetish.

Lanie

I can do the chocolate. I will even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky.

Castle

[To Ryan] Does she know we can hear her?

Beckett

[On the phone] Hi, my name is Kate, and my boyfriend has been a very bad boy. [Castle smirks] Yes, that's right. His name's Ricky.

Castle

What're you doin'? [Chasing after Beckett who is still on the phone]

Beckett

Actually, a friend of mine recommended a Mistress Venom - is she available tonight? 4pm? Sure, that's perfect, thank you.

Castle

OK, that's very funny, now call her back!

Beckett

Uh-uh Castle, this is the perfect way to get Venom without tipping our hand. [Starting to walk away and turns around] What's the matter Castle, you afraid of a little role play? [Smirking]

Castle

Yeah, you better run!

Welcome to Lady Irena's House Of Pain, how can I serve you?

Beckett

[Shouting at Castle] Well, answer her! [to the receptionist] You see what I have to deal with? My boyfriend Ricky has an appointment at 4pm with Mistress Venom.

Will you be joining her?

Beckett

Oh yes! I've been dying to watch him squirm!

Mistress Venom will be delighted to have an audience. Follow me please.

Beckett

Do you think we could gag him?

Castle

[Looking concerned] Remember, my safe word is Apples!

Beckett

Castle, why don’t you sit this one out? I think Mr. Caraway will respond better to a strong…[zips up her jacket] …female hand.

Castle

Sam-I-Am. In a box. With a fox. We’re gonna need some popcorn.

Castle

Ask me why I'm here.

Beckett

You know, I ask myself that question every day.

What is he doing?

Beckett

He, uh, touches things.

Castle

Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] …Or maybe not.

So how long have you two been sleeping together?

Beckett

Um, we're, we're not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.

Yeah, I've seen the way he observes you.

Castle

No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I've ever been in.

I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.

Beckett

Well, this time you are. Wrong.

So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?

Castle

You know I can hear you.

Beckett

He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.

Huh, I'll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.

Castle

I'm here to protect you.

Beckett

What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?

[Simultaneously] She's a taxidermist!

Lanie

It's so cute the way you two do that.