“Welcome to Lady Irena's House Of Pain, how...” – Receptionist, Castle ... TV Quotes Database

[At the dungeon]

RReceptionist

Welcome to Lady Irena's House Of Pain, how can I serve you?

[Shouting at Castle] Well, answer her! [to the receptionist] You see what I have to deal with? My boyfriend Ricky has an appointment at 4pm with Mistress Venom.

RReceptionist

Will you be joining her?

Beckett

Oh yes! I've been dying to watch him squirm!

RReceptionist

Mistress Venom will be delighted to have an audience. Follow me please.

Beckett

Do you think we could gag him?

Castle

[Looking concerned] Remember, my safe word is Apples!

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