“The Mistress Always Spanks Twice” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Richard Castle (5), Kate Beckett (4), Alexis Castle (1), Lanie Parish (1)
Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth.
Given the state of undress I would say it's more likely a sexual fetish.
I can do the chocolate. I will even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky.
[To Ryan] Does she know we can hear her?
[After learning where Mistress Venom worked]
[On the phone] Hi, my name is Kate, and my boyfriend has been a very bad boy. [Castle smirks] Yes, that's right. His name's Ricky.
What're you doin'? [Chasing after Beckett who is still on the phone]
Actually, a friend of mine recommended a Mistress Venom - is she available tonight? 4pm? Sure, that's perfect, thank you.
OK, that's very funny, now call her back!
Uh-uh Castle, this is the perfect way to get Venom without tipping our hand. [Starting to walk away and turns around] What's the matter Castle, you afraid of a little role play? [Smirking]
Yeah, you better run!
[At the dungeon]
Welcome to Lady Irena's House Of Pain, how can I serve you?
[Shouting at Castle] Well, answer her! [to the receptionist] You see what I have to deal with? My boyfriend Ricky has an appointment at 4pm with Mistress Venom.
Will you be joining her?
Oh yes! I've been dying to watch him squirm!
Mistress Venom will be delighted to have an audience. Follow me please.
Do you think we could gag him?
[Looking concerned] Remember, my safe word is Apples!
[Castle, Beckett and Esposito looking at the suspect in the interrogation room]
Castle, why don’t you sit this one out? I think Mr. Caraway will respond better to a strong…[zips up her jacket] …female hand.
[After Beckett walks away, Castle grins with Esposito]
Sam-I-Am. In a box. With a fox. We’re gonna need some popcorn.
[When Alexis tells Castle and Martha that she’s giving up on cheerleading]
Well, we both learned a valuable lesson today. You learned that you can expand your horizons and grow. I learned that, if that involves short skirts and boys, [sternly] I’m not going to like it.
Fair enough.
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