Well, the pen is mightier than the sword, but a baseball bat can be pretty effective too.
“Suicide Squeeze” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Richard Castle (7), Kate Beckett (5), Roy Montgomery (2)
[after hearing Castle comes from a line of mind readers]
Con artists and circus people, huh?
Yeah, and mind-readers.
Really? So tell me what I'm thinking.
Ah! You're... You're thinking... You don't care and you want me to stop talking?
Ooh, that's uncanny.
It's in the blood.
[after accusing a suspect with a lot of evidence]
So you can play dumb, or you can play ball.
Pun intended.
[after being told they were investigating someone's trip to Cuba]
I don't know...me in a swimsuit under the hot, blistering sun.
I'd be happy to rub lotion on you.
What is it with professional sports? Even the agencies are on steroids.
Fox's client list is a veritable who's-who of star athletes. Five percent of their endorsements and salaries? You could pay for half of lower Manhattan.
...did you just use the word "veritable?"
Yes, I did.
Sexy.
You should hear me say "fallacious."
[after meeting Joe Torre]
That was Joe freaking Torre!
We should get a warrant, run his subscribers against any hate mail that the Vegas might have gotten.
You sure you got no cop in the Castle family tree?
No, us Castles are mostly con artists and circus folk, sir.
No, I think there's a little cop in there somewhere.
[Castle’s theory on the suspected killer]
Maybe it was the Cuban government all along. They hated Vega for defecting, so they sent a beautiful spy for him to fall in love with. It works. He smuggles her back home, and bam, he's dead.
Sounds like a Castle story.
[Esposito scoffs]
I'll call it "Corazon de Fuego."
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