Perlmutter quotes from Castle

Castle

Are you sure it's sanitary to be eating here?

Do you know the strength of the disinfectants we use here? This is the cleanest room in the city. [offers his sandwich to Castle]

Castle

I couldn't.

Homemade.

Castle

I couldn't.

Oh, our intrepid heroes have arrived. And Castle.

Castle

Ah, Perlmutter. I will treasure these special moments we’ve shared.

Castle

That’s a lace cuff. Hand-stitched. Pearl buttons. I’d say this was circa 1870.

Castle

I did a lot of research on the era. I was writing a book. A comedy about the Civil War. Turns out – not so funny.

You don’t say.

Beckett

(Running from the room.) Castle, call for backup!

Castle

(He grabs the phone, then looks at the keypad.) How, how do I...?

Nine. Nine.

Castle

Nine. (He presses it.) Is there a police code for ‘zombie on the loose’?

Castle

Perlmutter. Good to see you.

Ah. If only the feeling were mutual.

Beckett

Are you saying...

Castle

She was killed by a phaser?!

Well, as much as it pains me, Mr. Castle is largely correct. She was killed by a high-intensity laser beam.

Castle

A real sci-fi murder at a sci-fi convention. This keeps getting better.

Mr. Castle, you're back. But not by popular demand.

Castle

Good to see you too, Perlmutter

Castle

It looks like she was stabbed with a knife.

To the untrained eye, perhaps, but what you don't know about post-mortem analysis could fill a book, Mr. Castle. In fact, it has. Numerous times.

Castle

Fine. So, it was not a knife.

Ah, wrong again. It was a knife, but "stabbed" implies the blade was thrust into the victim, whereas this wound was produced by it being hurled into her chest.

Beckett

What is this, Last of the Mohicans?