Richard Castle quotes from Castle

Castle

There are two things in abundance in South Africa: racial hatred and diamonds.

Castle

Well, the pen is mightier than the sword, but a baseball bat can be pretty effective too.

Castle

Nikki will burn. I can see the poetry in that. [Beckett looks at him] The terrible, homicidal poetry.

Castle

It's a fact of life. People we love leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.

Castle

This is both literally, and figuratively, cool.

Castle

[Drops his watch into liquid nitrogen] Hey, I froze time!

Castle

This place looks like my first apartment. We used to have cockroach races. I wonder if that's how Kafka got the idea?

Castle

So, I wear boxers. What do you wear? Thong? Cheekies? I told you mine! Bloomers? Granny panties? [Eyes opening wide] Commando?

Castle

[ as the suspect runs away] Quick! He's heading for the time machine!

Castle

Ladies, I am not a stripper. Though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.

Castle

Cyanide capsule! [pries the object from the suspect's mouth, inspects it with a flashlight, sees it's chewing gum] ...Ew!

Castle

Just like I dreamed it! [They both stare at him] Did I say that out-loud?

Castle

The butler really did do it!

Castle

He’s not wrong, you know. Used to be we go to war, everybody sacrifices, everybody pitches in. Now, you don’t even see it on the news. [Montgomery gives him a critical look] I’m not defending him. I’m just saying I understand the anger.

Castle

Looks like he makes a killer Cappuccino! [Beckett gives him a glance] Too soon...