He didn't kill Goldstein, but he did kill squirrel-stein. [Holds up a dead squirrel] What're the odds, huh?
Oh no, they took his clothes too!
Could you...? [hands dead squirrel to officer]
Awwwww!
Yeah I know, I'm sorry.
“Punked” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Richard Castle (6), Kate Beckett (2), Javier Esposito (1), Kevin Ryan (1), Martha Rodgers (1)
Wonder what's up with Alexis. She seems a little out of it.
Isn't it obvious?
What?
Oh, she's in love.
Alexis?
Oh, come on, darling. In case you haven't noticed, she's not a little girl anymore.
Thank you, mother. I think if Alexis were in love she would've told me.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. The fact that she hasn't told you is how we know it's real.
[Warningly] Mother.
Okay. And the fact that she mentioned it to me last night.
Who is he? Where did she meet him?
Oh, I don't know. She wouldn't say. No, diva's honour. She didn't tell me anything. She didn't even tell me his name.
[Sulkily] Can't believe she told you and not me. I'm supposed to be her go-to guy.
Oh, darling, of course you are. It's just, you know, it's first love. It's magical, ethereal. It defies logic.
[Castle's phone rings. He ignores it, still sulking]
Richard, your phone.
[He shrugs] Mmm.
[Picks it up] Ah, Beckett. Maybe it's a nice murder, darling. Brighten your day.
[Castle starts to smile]
Good boy.
[Answers] Castle.
So, I wear boxers. What do you wear? Thong? Cheekies? I told you mine! Bloomers? Granny panties? [Eyes opening wide] Commando?
How do you know you're in love?
All the songs make sense.
[ as the suspect runs away] Quick! He's heading for the time machine!
[Trying to identify the gun with the aid of an expert in antique guns]
And how many people would own that kind of antique pistol?
ASAbe Sandrich
They’re considered collectibles, so they don’t have to be registered.
Making it pretty smart to kill someone with one.
AAbe
Oh, yeah. Guns may be old, but they got plenty of killing left in ‘em
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