[Clam puts puzzle pieces into his mouth, chews it, and spits it out]
Puzzle done! Back in box.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Painting done! [shows it to scoutmaster Lumpus]
Oh, yes. Very nice. [mumbles] Worst thing I've ever seen. [gives painting back to Clam as Lumpus walks away] When am I going to find my genius, Slinkman?
[turns over painting to reveal the Mona Lisa] Uhhh...painting done?
Ohh, Raj. I'm glad Clam is getting some recognition...
I recognize him. He is the short one with the big nose.
Welcome to the Anti-Lazlo Club!
[singing] Oh...Roses are blue, and violets are to. Candy is so sweet but not as sweet as, well, actually it's also sticky just like your hair right after you comb it with your mom's comb that has sticky globs of hair spray and your cow lick gets all sticky and it won't go down and you look like a Sasquatch all day...I got the no-good lousy blues...Oh, the birds, they gotta swim, and fish, they gotta fly, Sometimes I feel like living, some times I wanna forget... All about having to leave camp and go back to school and have the teacher call on me when I don't know the answer 'cause she has some kind of radar that tells her when I don't have a clue and I'm gonna look like a dummy in front of the whole class until recess when I can scream and have fun again...And forget about the no-good lousy BLUES!
Boy I'd give the shirt off my back to see those losers in harms way. [Chip rips off Edward's shirt] Hey! What's the idea?!
See? [points the trio hanging over the waterfall]
[excitedly rips his pants off] Here, take my pants, too!
[after seeing Lazlo, Raj and Clam falling down the waterfall] Hooray! [seeing the trio coming out of the water] Whatever.
CSChip and Skip
Hooray!
[grabs his shirt] Gimme my shirt back. [walks off]
[to Skip] Is he gonna take his pants back too?
[chanting] We want a prediction! We want a prediction! We want a prediction!
[snapping with agitation] ALL RIGHT!
Here comes the prediction, campers! [looks inside the wig with words that say...; thinking] "Edward will smile for Lazlo?" Will smile...for Lazlo?
What does it say?
Yeah. [gets knocked over on his side by a throwing volleyball] Tell us what the prediction is.
[as his grin turns to a frown] Um...Nothing. Madame Lazlo is a fraud, a fake. You should all forget the whole thing ever happened. My face hurts.
Did you hear that? The soap dispensers makes a silly sound. It's a good thing we're behaving, or I'd be tempted to make it again!
Press it again.
Is everything okay, sir?
Yeah, we're good. [pushes the scouts to the exit] Let's go, let's go, let's go.
But, sir, you're forgetting...
TTarson
[to the customer] You call that a tip?! [saws the table in half with the chainsaw]
TMTurkey Maître D
[shocked and angry after seeing Lumpus, Slinkman and the scouts leaving the restaurant without paying] Well, my goodness! Have a nice [gobbles] day!
Merp. I miss Camp Kidney. Merp. I miss the other scouts. Why? Why? Why are my EYES burning up?! [sniffs and see the patch of stinkweeds] STINKWEEDS!
Well, how did it go?
Did you chicken out?
I can't go to Slugfest. I'm just too busy.
He chickened out.
Lazlo, I am not going anywhere.
[While Clam serves the campers mustard]
You'd expect me to eat a plate of plain mustard?
It has zing.
Here's your zing.
[The campers throw their plates of mustard at Clam]
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