Lazlo in “Unfinished Business”

Lazlo

[singing] Oh...Roses are blue, and violets are to. Candy is so sweet but not as sweet as, well, actually it's also sticky just like your hair right after you comb it with your mom's comb that has sticky globs of hair spray and your cow lick gets all sticky and it won't go down and you look like a Sasquatch all day...I got the no-good lousy blues...Oh, the birds, they gotta swim, and fish, they gotta fly, Sometimes I feel like living, some times I wanna forget... All about having to leave camp and go back to school and have the teacher call on me when I don't know the answer 'cause she has some kind of radar that tells her when I don't have a clue and I'm gonna look like a dummy in front of the whole class until recess when I can scream and have fun again...And forget about the no-good lousy BLUES!