TV show quotes
[grabs Wilbert by the collar] DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!
No!
I'M BORED! And you call yourself a doctor?!
Uh, no, actually I don't--
Nobody does anything exciting anymore! Look at these kids! They don't do anything! Look out there. This camp is all played out.
Lazlo, call on line two.
Hi, caller. Do you have a request?
[through tin can phone; sobbing sadly] Yes. I request an explanation. [in the bathroom stall; tearing up] Why am I so lonely?! [cries]
Caller? You seem to have a serious case of the blues.
You think?
[as Lazlo hugs him] Lazlo… What…are…you doing?
I'm hugging you, Edward.
[offended] Meatloaf again? [Lazlo comes up and hugs him tightly]
[playing a game of chess with Mort] King me!
[Lazlo comes up and hugs Mort tightly]
We have a tradition to our family, Jane.
Heya, Slinky. Good to see you again.
What 'up?
[relaxing on a lawn chair while enjoying his coffee] You going to tell me what you want or are you just going to stare?
[The scene cuts to the Bean Scouts holding bags of dirty clothes cause it's laundry day today]
It's laundry day, sir.
Cancel it. [stares angrily at Slinkman]
No can do, [opens a green book and flipped through the pages of how Lumpus cancels laundry day so many times] you've cancelled it so many times that there's only one more page left in the calendar.
Oh, really? Let me see. [rips a page out of the book and sees it] Mmm-hmm. Hmm. [crumbles the page, dip it a coffee and eats it. Then he drinks the coffee] Ahh!
[Slinkman glares at Lumpus]
Don't be a sucker, Slinky. Laundry is the biggest waste of time there is. Why if it weren't for the laundry, we'd have time to solve world hunger and invent time travel.
Or sleep all day on a lawn chair?
Oh, okay! [fall fast asleep on a lawn chair]
[shows Lumpus the children who are wearing dirty clothes] And what about the children? [off-screen] They've been wearing the same filthy clothes for weeks.
[wakes up] Well, when I'm feeling less than fresh, I simply turn my clothes inside out and let the breeze clean them.
[Green filthy gas from Lumpus' unclean bean scout uniform pops out and destroys everything from Camp Kidney. Lumpus smells his uniform and knows it needs to get washed]
[looks himself through the mirror] Well, I am either a lunatic or the greatest genius the world has ever known.
[After the Bean Scouts throw away their clothes; Lumpus is giving them an announcement]
Listen up, Beans, Say goodbye to those cotton-poly prisons called clothes. Today we break the time wasting Saul washing cycle of wash, wear and repeat, For I, Algonquin C. Genius, have invented a uniform that can be worn around the clock and never needs washing.
[off-screen] Yeah!
[Lumpus takes out some red paint]
Who wants to try one on?
Does it have to be a Bean Scout uniform?
Not at all, choose any style you like.
[Edward uses blue paint and paints himself a tuxedo, and a hat which he puts on his head. Lazlo uses green paint and paints himself invisible. Chip and Skip use brown paint and paint themselves some Bean Scout uniforms and add some faces to the backs of their heads]
Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
[Samson uses pink paint and paints himself a ballerina costume and added tutu. He twirls like a ballerina. Meanwhile, the Owl Cop drives his bicycle and stops at Camp Kidney. He use his binoculars and sees Dave, Ping Pong and Harold making painted clothes]
[off-screen] Huh? [on-screen] Uhh... [went to talk to Lumpus] Mister, what in Bob's bingo is going on here?
Umm, what does it look like?
Like a bunch of folks wearing paint instead of clothes. [Lumpus has an unhappy expression] What color do you have?
[as he finishes painting the cop's clothes] And that should about...do it.
Oh man, that's perfect.
Kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye.
You got any bicycle paint? [later, after Lumpus turns the cop's bicycle into a motorcycle] Oh man, I'm telling all my friends about this! [drives away]
[The last credits of the series; Lumpus's car keys falls into the house of a fish family in Leaky Lake]
[notices Lumpus's car keys] Hey, Helen! Look what fell from the roof! It's a sign from the heavens of male superiority!
[off-screen] That's nice, Stanley, but can you take out the garbage now?
[The last of the keys falls down]
[last line of the series; unhappy] Uh, yeah...okay.
[The scene cuts to Cartoon Network Studios logo and then fades to black, ending the episode and the series]
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