[relaxing on a lawn chair while enjoying his coffee] You going to tell me what you want or are you just going to stare?
[The scene cuts to the Bean Scouts holding bags of dirty clothes cause it's laundry day today]
It's laundry day, sir.
Cancel it. [stares angrily at Slinkman]
No can do, [opens a green book and flipped through the pages of how Lumpus cancels laundry day so many times] you've cancelled it so many times that there's only one more page left in the calendar.
Oh, really? Let me see. [rips a page out of the book and sees it] Mmm-hmm. Hmm. [crumbles the page, dip it a coffee and eats it. Then he drinks the coffee] Ahh!
[Slinkman glares at Lumpus]
Don't be a sucker, Slinky. Laundry is the biggest waste of time there is. Why if it weren't for the laundry, we'd have time to solve world hunger and invent time travel.
Or sleep all day on a lawn chair?
Oh, okay! [fall fast asleep on a lawn chair]
[shows Lumpus the children who are wearing dirty clothes] And what about the children? [off-screen] They've been wearing the same filthy clothes for weeks.
[wakes up] Well, when I'm feeling less than fresh, I simply turn my clothes inside out and let the breeze clean them.
[Green filthy gas from Lumpus' unclean bean scout uniform pops out and destroys everything from Camp Kidney. Lumpus smells his uniform and knows it needs to get washed]
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