“Romeo & Juliet II: Love Resurrected” quotes from Camp Camp

You in charge here?

David

Uh, kinda?

Hmm. What's the deal here? Why do you got nerd kid in your theatre camp?

Are you guys running some kind of camp scam?

David

[gets up off the floor] Oh, no, sirs! Nothing morally grey going on here!

Fair enough. Since we have you here, have you seen this man? [shows a picture of Cameron Campbell burning papers in a dumpster fire]

David

Oh, uh, I've been told to tell you no.

I can't argue with that.

Let's get outta here. [he and Agent #1 leave in their car and drive away offscreen]

Preston

I don't know who this BITCH is, but she is KILLING IT! AH!

Preston

The theater! The cruelest mistress of all! My career, like the mistakes of so many teenage girls, has been aborted.