[after setting off an elaborate trap, sending the Larry the camp hamster flying off in the distance; to David] Aw, man. That was supposed to kill you.
Alrighty, kids! Today we'll be on the hunt for a brand-new mascot!
Woah, woah! Why you gotta put that shit on us? We don't work here!
Well, Max, we were going to make handmade ice cream, but someone killed our mascot, and now we need a new one, because every good camp, has a mascot, Max! Also, Gwen is feeling- under the weather. And this is one of the few activities that I can do without her! Uh- Space Kid, don't eat that, it's not space food!
"Under the weather"?
Those are just rocks!
Lady sickness. My mom used to get that all the time.
How do you cure it?
Edge closer to death.
[The Platypus has cornered David and the campers on the pier; Gwen shows up and grabs it by the tail]
PPlatypus
Muack!
What the hell's going on?!
We're- finding a mascot?
Why do you always have to make things weird and complicated?
Well, I think this is all pretty normal.
[The Quartermaster arrives on a throne carried by squirrels; Gwen drops the Platypus]
I need more Mydol.
Alright, well! Seeing as I just accidentally stepped on the caterpillar and a tin can would be ridiculous, I guess the platypus is our new mascot!
PPlatypus
Muack.
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