Joan quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Dawn

You want me to name you?

Buffy

Oh, that's sweet, but I think I can name myself. I'll name me... "Joan".

Dawn

Ugh.

What? Did you just "ugh" my name?

Dawn

No, I just... I mean, Joan, it's so blah.

I like it. I feel like a "Joan".

Dawn

Fine, that's your purgative.

"Prerogative".

Dawn

Whatever, Joan.

Whatever, Umad.

[unison.] Boy, you're a pain in the... / Boy, you're bossy!

Dawn

Do you think we're-

Buffy

Sisters?

Spike

[watching them hug] [to Giles] You never showed me affection like that... [Giles looks at him, bewildered] I'd wager.

I kill your kind.

And I bite yours. So why don't I want to bite you?

I must be a vampire with a soul. I'm a good guy on a mission of redemption. I help the helpless!

A vampire with a soul? Oh, my God! How lame is that?

Tara

What did you just do?

I-I don't know. But it was cool. I think I know why Joan's the boss! I'm like a... superhero or something!