Why didn't you tell me who my mom was?
Your mother's Virna.
No. The woman who gave birth to me.
Oh, her. Uh, she took off. When you were born I said, "Honey! It's a... Honey?"
S7 E12Family Trees
I don't like cemeteries. I haven't even visited my Nana BooBoo.
Nana Boo Boo isn't dead.
Oh, so what now you're a doctor?!
S7 E13The Provider
You'll never guess.
Topanga's pregnant.
She is? Why'd she tell you and not me? Are you the father of my child?
Hey, idiot.
What?
You had news?
Oh, yeah.
You see, I'm the lord of my castle. And as the lord, I think it's up to me to provide. And it's up to Topanga to be my grateful French chambermaid, Fifi LaBanza.
Well, at least I'm not a hoity-toity, photo assistant, KISS JUDY'S TUSHIE!
Maybe, I have to "kiss Judy's tushie", because YOU can't sell one stinking MAGAZINE!
Okay...that's it
Yeah, we should...
[The rest of the gang leaves]
What did you just say?
[backpeddling] I just said, you haven't been doing all that well with your magazine sales...
No. No, NO! That's NOT what you said! You said I'm a LOSER, Topanga! I know you said it, because I heard it! I heard it from YOUR BIG MOUTH!
Oh! I have a big mouth now?!
Yeah!
You can't even play Solitaire, IMBECILE! Did ya hear that okay from my big mouth?!
You know what, Topanga, I used to be able to. I used to do a lot of things, before I married YOU! Congratulations! You killed my spirit![Topanga walks away heartbroken] I win. You leave, I win! BYE!...oh man...
[Cory enters his and Topanga's apartment]
Oh, no...Topanga? Topanga?!
[Topanga comes out from the bedroom]
I'm here.
Hi...[closes the door] You're playing Solitaire?
Yeah. 'cause I alone. I played 19 games
Did you win them all? [Topanga shoots him "The look"] Sorry.
Yeah.
Look, could you put the cards away? I need to talk to you.
Oh? You have something you want to say to me now?
I'm-I'm sorry about what happened. I'm, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. Y'know? And I do take back what I said to you.
[stands up and walks to the side of the room opposite Cory] Uh-huh?
Th-that's all I get is "uh-huh?"? Topanga, I just apologized! Now it's your turn...?
No! That's not the way it works!
What, I don't apologize good enough for you, either?!
OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS?!
S7 E14I'm Gonna Be Like You, Dad
That's right... I'm a hypochondriac!
Cory! It means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!
Yes, well. [holds up bottle] He gave me these placebos.
Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!
Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!
Do you want a blanket?
Oh, that would be swell. But not wool. Wool chafes my nippies.
S7 E15The War (1)
Y'know, Jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar.
That's because it's a can.
Mr. Matthews, I have no idea what you're talking about. And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.
All right, look, I'm glad you're both here. Listen to me. I've been reading a lot about this guy named Gandhi. Now Gandhi's an Indian. He's a Cherokee, I think, but that's not really what's important. Gandhi is a master at solving all conflicts peacefully. Now the first thing we need to do is start a dialogue. [Jack and Shawn remain silent] Okay, to have a dialogue, somebody has to talk. [looks in his book] Somebody has to talk, yeah. So who's gonna go first?
[to Shawn] Aw, to hell with you, man.
Now that's good. Let's build from that.
[to Jack] To hell with you, too.
S7 E16Seven the Hard Way (2)
Eric?
[dressed like a prophet] No, not Eric, not any more.
Uh-huh. It's fine, it's just fine... [walks out, sighs, then walks back in] Okay, what is your name now?
My name... is Plays With Squirrels.
Perfect. Even more insane.
Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then well... Yes, color me insane.
[Reading Eric's manifesto] "Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself."
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