*to Shawn* How can there be anything wrong between you and Cory? You love him more than I do! *to her mother* It's true, but I'm okay with it.
S7 E7It's About Time
Beans? You picked beans?
What's the matter with beans?
Beans are not a wedding can!
Why not?
Because beans do not say eternal love and happiness!
I know what they say!
Hey, moron. Where're the tuxedos?
Oh, in the limo, baby!
What limo, baby?
We've had to deal with life, death, and Feeny.
[Enraged] YOU TOO, TRAILER TRASH!!!
S7 E8The Honeymooners
[Topanga wants to be carried over the threshold for the second time.]
NO!
What? You want me to carry you?
I'm light as a feather, really.
NMrs. Nelson
I don't like the cold.
Me neither. In fact, I'm cold right now.
Cory, it's 92 degrees.
I'm very cold. Why don't we go in the bedroom and go under the covers like we did before?
Cory, we're married now. We can do it every night for the rest of your life.
NMr. Nelson
Get it in writing, kid.
Ooh, fruit! [Reads note] Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. E.J. Peterman. Now, normally my intuitive sense would kick in, but hey!
S7 E9The Honeymoon is Over
Hey, little boy, how are you?
BBoy
I see dead people.
That's nice.
We have bugs.
Everybody has bugs.
Our bugs have cars.
[After being dumped by four girls]
Hey, you want to get be experimented on?
Yeah, sure.
S7 E10Pickett Fences
I don't like when you call him "idiot," Alan.
I didn't call him anything.
Oh. I guess I must have thought it in my head.
S7 E11What a Drag!
[dressed as a woman] How do I look, babe?
Yes on the dress, no on the face.
Too much make-up?
Too much ugly.
[looking at Eric dressed as a woman] Hm, double D's -- just like your grades.
S7 E12Family Trees
Oh, Eric... we used you as a decoy. We knew you'd be stupid, so we used it against you.
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