[Feeny has the gang kept in a room]
Mr. Feeny, how can you keep us locked in this room?
A-minus
Well played, old man.
S7 E16Seven the Hard Way (2)
S7 E17She's Having My Baby Back Ribs
Pregnant? How can she be pregnant?
Okay, Cory, let me explain this to you. When a man loves a woman...
I know about that, okay? We were very careful.
Did you use a...
Yes!
Was she on the...
Uh-huh!
Well, did you try the...
Everything! I'm not even sure we had sex!
[to Amy] You never breast-fed me!
Eric --
You didn't either! Breast-fed kids are skinny. Formula fed kids are fat. You know, at first I blamed it on myself. I thought maybe glands, and then I thought maybe metabolism. But then I thought to myself, I'm no racist! So it all goes back to you guys.
Listen, Porky, we're in the middle of a serious family discussion here.
S7 E18How Cory and Topanga Got Their Groove Back
We have become your parents.
Never, ever mention my parents in bed again!
Hey, I am not a carnival act! All right, yeah, I am a carnival act, but my sneezing is a gift. It's a gift that should not be abused! Unless, of course, we can use it to get chicks!
S7 E19Brotherly Shove
Your queen demands a duel. Lord Hunter. [hands Shawn a sword] Sir Complain-a-lot. [hands Cory a sword] The winner shall get my hand.
[French accent] En guarde, doody-head.
[French accent] Prepare to die, scoundrel.
Oh, I a scoundrel? [Ebonics voice] 's cool.
All right, your queen's getting bored. Can we see some bloodshed?
Y'know something, I take it back, it is about cleaning out the stupid garage. Dad wanted us to do that together, and you chose to leave me out. Those were our memories! Do you have any idea how it felt to go down there and see Shawn and Topanga there instead of me?
Look, Eric, we're brothers, okay?
Y'know what, you're right. We're brothers. We're not friends. That means you don't have to like me, and you don't. [exits]
[to Man who hit cory} THAT'S. [hit] MY. [HIT] BROTHER. [HIT] NOBODY. [HIT] HITS. [HIT] MY. [HIT] BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ puts hand on shoulder ] so this guy walks in a bar...
S7 E20As Time Goes By
It was one of those nights - you know the kind. Like day, but darker.
ESEric's voiceover
I'm Shangri-La's own gumshoe. There's the gum... on my shoe.
[Secretary puts more gum on his shoe]
ESEric's voiceover
More gum.
Your wife was transported to an alternate universe. As far as I can tell, your closet is a vortex that connects your reality with ours.
Topanga, come out of the closet, Eric's drunk!
Drunk with knowledge.
SSecretary
Someone's here to see you.
You mean a case?
SSecretary
No silly, a person.
S7 E21Angela's Ashes
You know what else they got in Europe aside from cafés, Shawn? They got men. Men named... Paolo. Enrique! Milosh! And they sit there prowling around in their dirty Ferraris looking for that fresh American meat.
Look, I trust Angela.
[does a callous French laugh, then speaks in a French accent] I'm eating a croissant! Jump into my Porsche, and we will drive on the wrong side of de road!
[to Angela, holding a stack of photos of himself] 'Kay, so I want you to do me a favor. I want you to hand these out to all the European girls you see, okay? And tell them that if they want me to be their American boyfriend, my number's right there at the bottom of the picture, okay? Now, I've only got five hundred, so don't be handing them out to any hairy chicks, all right?
S7 E22Brave New World (1)
Why does everyone always take Topanga's side?!
Boobies.
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