Amy Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Eric

Oh, there's Kelly. Better get going.

Amy

Whoa, wait a minute. You guys have been going out for a while and we still haven't met her. You should invite her to come in.

Eric

Uh, you know, Mom, we're really in a hurry.

Amy

[calling out the door] Kelly, hon, come on in.

Eric

You know something? We're really in a rush.

Alan

What's the matter? Afraid I'll say something to embarrass you?

[enters] Hi, I'm Kelly.

Alan

[looking her over] Atta boy!

Alan

You took a job as a security guard?

Amy

Why would you possibly want to do that?

Eric

Oh, only for about ten reasons. One, walkie-talkies. Two, partner. Three, dog. Four, partner. Sometimes we switch partners. Five -- do you want me to keep going? Six, I pack heat!

Amy

You carry a gun?

Eric

Nope. A heater. Gets cold out there in the shed.

Shawn, it's obviously been a very stressful day for you and I think you should come back to the center.

Shawn

Yeah, I think I should too.

Cory

What?

Shawn

I want to pick up my things and then if its okay, come back and stay with you guys.

Amy

Yeah, it's okay.

Shawn....

Shawn

You know, I see you right in front of me and I hear what you have to say..and its nothing.And I was an empty person who had nothin' to believe in, I might go with you.Because that would be easy. Well, I'm done with easy. And I'm done with you.

Amy

I cannot believe how deeply you feel up there, Eric. I mean, when you jumped into Ophelia's grave, overcome with emotion, and then wept openly: where did you get your motivation?

Eric

They got it right here in the script. Look at it... "Weeps openly." I mean, they tell you what to do!

Eric

Yeah, go ahead, Feeny, retire. Take care of yourself. It's what you're best at.

Amy

The man has given the last forty years of his life teaching people.

Eric

Don't care. Kill his flowers. Kill 'em.

Amy

This better be good.

Alan

I don't even want to hear about it. They were incredibly rude, and I'm going to punish them right now.

Cory

You can't punish us, we're in college.

Alan

Oh, yeah? How about I hit you so hard you're back in high school?

Eric

Eww. My mommy said, "Thighs rub together."

Amy

[to Alan] Do you still love me?

Eric

No.

Amy

You laughed at me when I tried on the orange dress.

Eric

You looked like the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

Amy

[to Cory] The doctor thought it'd be a good idea if you went in to say hi to your brother, too.

Cory

Yeah, sure. But, uh... [to Shawn and Topanga] I'd like you guys to come. [Shawn nods, the three start toward the NICU. A nurse stops Shawn]

Oh, I'm sorry, family only.

Alan

[pats Shawn's shoulder] Uh, he is family.

Amy

I don't like when you call him "idiot," Alan.

Alan

I didn't call him anything.

Amy

Oh. I guess I must have thought it in my head.