Alan Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Played by William Russ · 33 quotes · page 3 of 3

Played by William Russ

Boy Meets World · 428 quotes

6th most-quoted character in Boy Meets World: in 33 of its 428 quotes
Most scenes with: Cory Matthews (13), Eric Matthews (13), Amy Matthews (13)

Scenes with Alan Matthews 33

Feeny

Hey, moron. Where're the tuxedos?

Eric

Oh, in the limo, baby!

Alan

What limo, baby?

S7 E7 It's About Time

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Amy

I don't like when you call him "idiot," Alan.

Alan

I didn't call him anything.

Amy

Oh. I guess I must have thought it in my head.

S7 E10 Pickett Fences

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Eric

[to Amy] You never breast-fed me!

Alan

Eric --

Eric

You didn't either! Breast-fed kids are skinny. Formula fed kids are fat. You know, at first I blamed it on myself. I thought maybe glands, and then I thought maybe metabolism. But then I thought to myself, I'm no racist! So it all goes back to you guys.

Alan

Listen, Porky, we're in the middle of a serious family discussion here.

S7 E17 She's Having My Baby Back Ribs

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