Mother Nature cleaned these bones.
She did a crappy job.
Shh... She can hear you.
S6 E12The Sin in the Sisterhood
CCam
How many chances does he deserve?
Nine.
CCam
That's cats.
Applies to men and cats.
It's as if this man spent a great deal of time on his hands while engaging in a repetitive motion.
...I get it!
This motion would be reminiscent of a primate having intercourse!
We are looking for a horny farmer, yes we are.
Who let Cam shoot a gun?
The Second Amendment.
S6 E13The Daredevil in the Mold
So who was our victim? A mouldy crash test dummy?
[referring to severely molded flesh] Ew and ew. What are you doing, babe?
I am going to shake them through these filters until they give me what I want.
You're getting that mad scientist look in your eyes.
I always wanted to be a mad scientist! I'm living the dream, baby! [kisses her cheek] Baby! [kisses her belly]
So what do you want our kid to be, anyway? I mean, if we could decide and make it happen without being those annoying parents that we hate.
Anything I want?
Anything.
A musician. Hard rock and 50s West Coast jazz. Who is also an astrophysicist specializing in extra terrestrial studies. Who also has a secondary degree, not necessarily a doctorate, in 20th century political theory and its relationship to corporatism. Ooh, who also does killer stand-up on the weekends. What about you? What do you want our baby to be?
[smiles] A mad scientist sounds good to me.
Marry me. I want you to be my wife.
Oh, Seeley. I love you. I really do. I'm just not the marrying kind.
I am.
I know! I know you are. I just thought we would have more time before we got to this. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. What happens now?
What do you think happens now?
Can't we just go back? I'll walk in here, you tell me how good I look, I'll say thank you, we'll have a nice dinner like this never happened. We'll just go back. Okay. Your turn. What happens now? [nods] I'll get my stuff out of your place.
How much time do you need?
To get out of your place or get over you? [moves to walk away, but stops] I do love you, Seeley. I don't think we're done, but I can see we're done for now. I'm just not the marrying kind.
You already said that.
I've said it plenty of times before. I guess you weren't listening.
Hannah called me.
Let's just -- I really -- I don't want to talk about that, okay? I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm done.
So, what happens next?
What happens next. You like evidence, right, Bones? Well, here's the evidence: the evidence is that there's something wrong here. I fell in love with a woman. I had a kid. She doesn't want to marry me. Well -- and then the next woman, well, she's --
Me.
Yeah, and now -- what is it with women who just don't want what I'm offering here?
Booth --
No. You know what? Drink. Drink. I just really -- I'm just mad. I'm just really mad at all of you. I'm just mad. Okay, so you want to know how this is going to work? Okay, this is how this is going to work. Me and you are partners. That's what we do; we're partners, and I love that! That's great. We're good people who catch bad people. Right? Yeah, and we argue. We go back and forth, we're partners, and sometimes after we solve a case we come here and we celebrate. That's what we do. We celebrate. So as far as I can see, that is what happens next? Are you okay with that? Great, because if you are, I'll tell you what. You stay here and you have a drink with me. All right? Maybe we have a little small talk, chit chat, and if you're not, well, you can leave. There's the door, and tomorrow I'll find you a new FBI guy.
Those are my only choices?
Yeah, those are your only choices.
Then I'll have a drink.
You think I'm too young to get married?
Yeah, I do.
"Yeah". Just like that?
Yeah, just like that. Too young.
But love and commitment don't have age restrictions. Daisy's ready.
[grins] Yeah.
So?
So?
I can't imagine my life without her!
[Booth downs a shot, Sweets takes a drink of his beer]
Let's just talk about something. How about sports, how about those Capitals?
[shakes head] I want to get married.
How about action films? Let's talk action movies...
[sighs] I don't want to be your age and wind up like you.
[looks at Sweets in disbelief] What'd you say?
I don't! You've never been married. And that's...that's sad...
What?
...to me. I don't want that to be where my life is headed.
S6 E14The Bikini in the Soup
[answers mobile phone] Brennan. Oh, hello, Douglas. No, I can't tonight. I'm busy. I'm sorry. Okay, goodbye!
So you have plans tonight? That's nice!
No. No. A date on Valentine's Day comes with the expectation of affectionate companionship and probably sex. I have no intention of engaging in either.
So this one must be a tough one, huh?
What? The case?
Valentine's Day. I mean, so soon after your breakup with Hannah.
Not really.
Really not really?
Really. Can't we just focus on the case?
No twinges at all?
It's over, okay? Hannah and I are done. I've moved on.
Okay. So what are you gonna do?
Nothing! Valentine's Day is not a holiday. It's just made up by these greeting card companies and florists.
Well, then, maybe you should find somebody else who's doing nothing so that you two can do nothing together.
So do you want the good news first or the bad news?
Is the order at all relevant?
You know, people like to get the bad news first so the conversation ends in happiness.
All right, then. What's the bad news?
Well, the court refuses to compel a DNA sample from Ericson based on what we have so far.
[mobile phone rings] Do you mind? It's not work related.
Go right ahead.
Brennan.
I'll be right here.
[to person on the phone] For Valentine's Day?
Oh! A Valentine's date, huh?
A secret service agent from my gym.
Of course.
[laughs to person on the phone] No, it's not my mother. [to Booth] He thinks that you're my mother.
Look, I'm not her mother!
[to person on the phone] Okay, I don't have a mother. Could I phone you back to tell you no? Thanks! [to Booth] All right, what's the good news so that we may end this conversation on a happy note.
Ericson has a son in prison for insider trading.
Why is that good news? It seems the entire family is degenerate.
Bones, it's good news because it means the son's DNA is on file with CODIS.
Right. So Cam can compare it to the sample from under the fingernails to see if there's sufficient alleles in common to match the dad.
See. Always start with the bad news first then go with the happy. Are you happy now?
It's good news.
Are you happy?
I'm happy!
Ok, look, I know you and Hannah broke up, but for most people Valentine's Day––
[cuts Hodgins off] You don't wanna finish that sentence.
No. No I don't.
CCam
People, there is death in this world and there is romance. Today, death is the loser and romance wins.
[Clark and Angela clap and cheer but Hodgins looks disappointed.]
What about justice? [Angela smacks him on the back of the head and he reluctantly claps.]
S6 E15The Killer in the Crosshairs
[referring to the victim] Real name, Walter Coolidge.
[looks at the victim's photo] Alright, makes sense if Broadsky will go after a guy like him.
That's right, Broadsky goes after bad guys.
[slams the file down] Doesn't make him right!
Of course it doesn't make him right! It just bleeds off a little of our motivation to catch him right away.
[reading the file] Coolidge flipped on Ortiz and sent him to prison. Is he still there?
No.
Why? Thought he got 'life'?
Ortiz isn't currently in prison because he's sitting in your interrogation room.
You're the best!
Tell me something I don't know
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