Hey, what time is Brennan's hearing?
Wait, hearing? What hearing?
I think it's going on right now.
CCam
Brennan punched a suspect.
That's a big no-no at the FBI.
Go, Dr. B! I knew there was a reason she's my hero.
S11 E14The Last Shot at the Second Chance
You missed? Wow. You've never kissed a girl before, Aubrey?
What? No, of course I have. Lots of times. It's just...have you ever tried to do something, but the timing was just all off?
[...]
You know what? You know, the first kiss is always awkward. There's lots of awkward moments. I mean, Bones and I, we had, uh, we had many awkward moments.
Yeah, but now you're happily married.
Yeah, but we wouldn't have been happily married if we gave up after that first awkward moment.
You ever hear of a drug called a Wiley Monkey?
Any relation to the coyote?
CCam
It's easy to want to run away from things that scare you. Easier than trying to fight through the complications.
S11 E16The Strike in the Chord
You should step into the 21st century.
You know what? The internet? It's for social idiots, people who don't have a life. Okay? I like to go out and bowl.
This is the guy that Scott kicked out?
Clearly wasn't because of his voice. That's like butter.
It always comes down to food with you, doesn't it?
S11 E17The Secret in the Service
It's a tea made from ginger, fennel and anise.
Certainly smells like that.
[sighs] Booth, I said "anise", not "anus".
Smells like the other end, too.
Well, I'm afraid it's classified. But what I can tell you is that I travel extensively, and I'm always surrounded by young, nubile women.
[greets Fisher happily] What are you doing here?
Consulting for the Secret Service, leading in Dr. Brennan's absence. Typical man of action stuff. [looks at Hodgins] Wow! I see Angela wasn't joking about you being paralyzed.
Uh, no. No, not-not a joke. Just a lot of pain, misery and self-loathing.
Feelings in which I'm very well-versed.
I do remember.
This inquiry is related to an ongoing murder investigation. Just need to know why you've been spending so much time here at the range recently.
TTravis
I don't know. I guess since I've been back, this is the only place that makes sense.
According to these files, you're pretty outspoken towards the president.
TTravis
Look, all I said was he didn't serve. And unless you serve, you shouldn't be allowed to send others off to die.
Travis, I know how you feel. All right? I served. I was a Ranger. I saw things that that still stay with me. But it gets better.
S11 E19The Head in the Abutment
[Hodgins and Dr. Oliver Wells are playing a video game in Hodgins' lab.]
Hey, don't do no, no, Oliver, stop! Come on, man, you can't do that. You can't do multiple boosters, it's not fair.
Your face isn't fair.
[stares at Wells in disbelief] That doesn't even make sense.
Your face doesn't make sense.
[...]
Your face is so big that it creates non-Euclidian triangles of over 180 degrees around it.
Is that right? Really?
Yeah.
Really? Okay, well, your face is so expansive that the lensing effect is such that a light passing within one astronomical unit has a radius of curvature of 6e to the ninth meter.
[sarcastically] Ooh.
CCam
[walking into Hodgins' lab] Am I interrupting?
HWHodgins and Wells
Yes!
So, the fractures on the calcaneus and cuboid of the right foot...
Well, you know, sometimes hockey players block shots with their feet, but, you know, skates, they can only protect so much.
And the broken ribs?
Well, there's cross-checking. I mean, being slammed into the boards, not to mention all the fighting that there is in hockey.
[impressed] This is very useful, Booth. You're practically an intern on the case.
All right, stop. Not an intern, don't call me an intern, don't even think about calling me a squint, all right? I just happen to know a little bit about hockey.
Socks, they're like Social Security numbers and diapers. Should only have one owner.
[Cam shows her engagement ring.]
[squeals] Wow, it's the engagement ring. Arastoo did good.
I agree. As far as well-marketed minerals masquerading as good investments go, this is exquisite.
S12 E2The Brain in the Bot
If I've learned anything from being in this chair it's that happiness comes from accepting what you have.
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