Monte quotes from Bones

Brennan

You know, anthropologically speaking, you follow a very ancient tradition.

Monte

Okay... entrepreneur?

Brennan

Pimp.

Brennan

(Asking Monte about his trip from Ft. Lauderdale to Daytona) Any girls ride with you?

Monte

As much as I hate to disappoint you, uh...fact is I'm not entertaining like I used to.

(Sarcastically) Aahh, getting too old to exploit little drunk girls?

Monte

You seen the videos? They exploit themselves.

Monte

(pointing at Brennan) This is you, isn't it?

Brennan

Please don't point your finger at me.

Monte

I knew the first time I saw you, here comes another feminist crusader, out to spoil some good, all-American fun. (shoves his hand close to Brennan's face; Brennan grabs his hand and twists it around his back) OW! Get off, get off!

Brennan

(to Sully) Self defense, he assaulted me.

Yes, he did.

Monte

They all want to be a Hotty Body - I walk into a place and the shirts fly off, making what used to be a rush kinda, I don't know, mundane.

Brennan

Because you objectify them - you never see what makes them human.

Monte

(laughs incredulously) Man, you have to spend all day with her?

Yeah, an actual woman - you ought to try it sometime.