Blue Heelers quotes

There is a Steve working the district and he picked up Jim Tudor last night and dropped him out to an abandoned farm.

Tom

Where he slept in a manger and gave birth to baby Jesus, I get the picture.

So what time are you coming around?

Faye, I don't think...

What time?

Straight after work.

How'd you find him?

Tom

Competent police work, what have you two been doing?

Tom

Peroni, you're an idiot.

You ring the parents, I'll put her through the books in a minute.

I think what he was trying to say is 'good job, well done'.

Wouldn't hold my breath.

I came over because you looked lonely, Roy Boy.

That's Sergeant Roy Boy to you.

Chris

How are spending Christmas, Jonesy?

Jonesy

I think I will go and flush myself down the toilet, Chrissy.

Chris

Oh, a non-traditional Christmas, then.

The only thing Tom Croydon is likely to knock over is a pie shop.

Tom

A gun is only a threat if the person it's being used against doesn't want to die.

I grew up in a Lebanese grocery.

You'd understand, then.

Oh yes. It's the falafels and pistacchio nuts that made me the detective I am today.

What are you saying, the cows made me do it?

Don't ask me, I slept through algebra.

It's compound interest.

There's a difference?

Well, hello Foxy!

Senior Detective will be fine.

Ouch!

Don't you have your own desk?

You're only trapped if you think you're trapped. It's a mind thing, Grasshopper.

There's a crazy man running around with a gun.

Tom

If this is a joke...

Actually, he was wearing a uniform like your's. His name is Jones.