NNick
You want justice? Don't kidnap other people's children.
S5 E2Secrets, Part 2
S5 E5A Piece Of Cake
TTony
What's the first thing you think of when you see a dead body?
NNick
I'm glad it's not me.
NNick
Pull your neck in, Merv, or you could be receiving a summons for willful damage to a football.
NNick
The police don't go away on holidays, Tony. We work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year protecting the Mt. Thomas community.
S5 E6Keeping Mum
Well, that's better than sending her off to Timbuktu when she'd actually prefer the Persian carpet.
You're paranoid.
PPJ
Oh come on, what's paranoid? She hates me, I mean she just hates me...she's always hated me.
I rest my case.
S5 E7Letting Go
PPJ
You know what, Doyle? You're a sticky beak!
S5 E9King Of Hearts
AAdam
Nick horse riding? You've got to be kidding. His feet will drag on the ground.
S5 E10When Love's Not Enough
How'd you get promoted?
NNick
I'm a good copper. I work hard...and most importantly, McKinley...I slept with the Boss.
PPJ
What, your ears? I love your ears.
Do you?
PPJ
I love them.
Oh, and your eyes. I would just love it if she had your eyes.
S5 E12She Killed Santa
NNick
He's an old courtroom charmer, isn't he? I think it's because he wears a wig, you know.
He's buying me dinner.
PPJ
Slimy bastard.
Well, what would you do if you were in my situation?
PPJ
Order up big!
S5 E14Waste Of Space
NNick
How's it going, Doyley? You dirty rotten stop out!
Excuse me?
NNick
I hear the drought's broken in a big way!
[Phone rings.]
I better get that.
NNick
You're already getting it from what I hear.
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