Blue Heelers Season 12 quotes

The only thing Tom Croydon is likely to knock over is a pie shop.

Tom

A gun is only a threat if the person it's being used against doesn't want to die.

I grew up in a Lebanese grocery.

You'd understand, then.

Oh yes. It's the falafels and pistacchio nuts that made me the detective I am today.

What are you saying, the cows made me do it?

Don't ask me, I slept through algebra.

It's compound interest.

There's a difference?

Well, hello Foxy!

Senior Detective will be fine.

Ouch!

Don't you have your own desk?

You're only trapped if you think you're trapped. It's a mind thing, Grasshopper.

There's a crazy man running around with a gun.

Tom

If this is a joke...

Actually, he was wearing a uniform like your's. His name is Jones.

The Senior Sergeant is a bit of a straight shooter, is he?

Well, that's one way of putting it.

Jonesy

You didn't tell me you were coming.

I wanted to surprise you. Surprise!

Jonesy

This is Senior Detective PJ Hasham.

I thought you said the detective was an old guy.

We'll just have to wait until someone comes to find us.

Have you seen my pen, Joss?

Well, what's it look like?

It's an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. It was a bloody Father's Day present!

Where is my pen, Evan?!

Mt. Thomas to the unit calling. Would you please keep the airwaves clear for less melodic communication?