Blue Heelers quotes

The Senior Sergeant is a bit of a straight shooter, is he?

Well, that's one way of putting it.

Jonesy

You didn't tell me you were coming.

I wanted to surprise you. Surprise!

Jonesy

This is Senior Detective PJ Hasham.

I thought you said the detective was an old guy.

We'll just have to wait until someone comes to find us.

Have you seen my pen, Joss?

Well, what's it look like?

It's an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. It was a bloody Father's Day present!

Where is my pen, Evan?!

Mt. Thomas to the unit calling. Would you please keep the airwaves clear for less melodic communication?

I've seen people like her before...the walking wounded. Damaged people thinking they're just like everyone else and then something snaps.

In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn, a stately pleasure-dome decree.

What?

Nothing.

If you ever make a bet like that again, I will do some soccer practice of my own...with your balls.

Jonesy

You bastard.

What?

Jonesy

Where is it?

Where's what?

Jonesy

Where is it?

Mate, take it easy, mate.

Jonesy

Hand it over!

Okay, okay, just let me go.

What is going on, you two?

That was a very low act.

Yeah, but it was bloody funny.

Jonesy

Right, now you die.

Hey, it was a joke! Where's your sense of humour?

Hey, you two!

Now look here!

Tom

What the hell is going on?

Jonesy and I are just reliving our childhood, Boss.

Tom

Well, find a playground to do it. Because believe it or not, this is a police station.

Wow, I must be a better actor than I thought.

She looks like a dog!

Joss!

What? Look at her. She does.

We don't need the canine comparisons, everybody has their own attributes.