Blue Heelers Season 2 quotes

Maggie

Dumped me? You never dumped me! God, you're up yourself.

It was me that stopped calling you, remember?

Maggie

Yeah, I remember. I also remember that it was the best day of my life.

Well, I'll see you later then, shall I? I'll tell you what, Constable Schizoid. If you get lonely out here, you can always have a chat with those little voices inside your head.

Maggie

If you're gonna faint let me know.

Yeah, You'll catch me

Maggie

I'll move out of the way.

Maggie

What's that about?

I only work here. Might've found something on that nurse. Where are you going?

Maggie

I got something to do.

Oh yeah, well I only work here. The only one who bloody does.

Come to me my little shortcake, my little cream puff, my little piece of mmmm...

Maggie

Kiss me again and I'll kill you.

Hey, I love, I love a woman with passion!

Maggie

Well, what do you suggest I do with it? Stick it between my teeth? Plus, no one is going to check down there.

Oh well, let's just hope the safety catch is on, because Mamma Hasham is gonna want to have grandkiddies.

So, what do you want, a handshake? We're supposed to be hot lovers, will you kiss me?

Maggie

No.

NO?! I bet Tess doesn't play hard to get!

What, what are you doing?

Maggie

Well, I'm just getting into character.

If he didn't know something was going on, then he must be very naive or very stupid, and as you pointed out, PJ is neither.

Maggie

Why does every Christmas turn every driver into testosterone on wheels?

Yeah, and that's only the women.

Maggie

Oh, ha, ha.

Maggie

Have you talked to Gina yet?

What about?

Oh, Carols by Candlelight, Adam, what do you think?

Well, it's always been sort of one of my fantasies to get in there and sort of rescue you.

Maggie

Really?

Yeah.

So, have you decided on a name for the dog yet, Clancy?

Yeah, Monica...and she's a bitch!