Kelly quotes from Blue Heelers

You read the right act to your girlfriend yet?

She's not my girlfriend.

No, she's a stalker.

Who's this? Your fruitcake mate?

Did she get the message?

Doubt I'll make it to her Christmas card list...

Wait!

Don't worry...I'm not going anywhere.

Ha, ha...oops, just lost my butter menthol.

That's disgusting.

Well I'm working in CI.

Why you?

Well, I imagine Amy was looking for someone with a ruthless determination for the truth.

Exactly, why you?

Look, there's the right stuff...and then there's Peroni.

Woo, Jonesy. You're a brave man. Women are going to be mobbing you in the streets dressed like that.

Jonesy

Well, it beats the uniform.

Well, I just actually realised how much I like the uniform.

If you ever come to work wearing something like that, I will shoot you.

It's our job to serve and protect.

That's America, you moron!

Rusty's arrived...Why's he here?

While the cat's away...

Where is Garfield?

Something I can help you with?

Sir...Ah, sorry. I just wanted to look for the contractors so I can, you know, fix that phone for you.

I think you'll find that the phone company does that.

Yeah, course...Another cup of tea?

No.

You never know with cancer, do you?

No...you don't.

Bon Vi Vont? That's a bit classy for you, isn't it?

That's right, because I'm a very classy person.

C'mon, in you go...

No you go!

She's a bit...

What?

...Outta your league.

How's that?

She's pretty classy.

What, and I'm not?

My Z3 got broken into!

That's a car, right?

What's going on there?

Huh?

Bit of chemistry?