Kelly quotes from Blue Heelers

I needed you!

You alright, grandpa? You want me to get the walking frame?

Love the fashion accessory!

Is this 'Pick on Kelly Day'?

I'm just trying to help you become a better copper.

My arse!

Your arse has nothing to do with it.

You ring the parents, I'll put her through the books in a minute.

I think what he was trying to say is 'good job, well done'.

Wouldn't hold my breath.

I came over because you looked lonely, Roy Boy.

That's Sergeant Roy Boy to you.

She looks like a dog!

Joss!

What? Look at her. She does.

We don't need the canine comparisons, everybody has their own attributes.

Go easy, Joss!

Yeah, Joss, go easy!

It's about time they treated us with some respect.

Joss. You're holding a melon, mate.

I'm sorry?

I was wrong. Jamie Hunter had nothing to do with the bomb. But the evi...

Alright, I was wrong. What else?

The garage?

The garage was a stupid idea.

And whose idea was it?

It was mine.

I'm sorry Kelly for dragging you into it.

Yes, I'm sorry.

It was dumb.

Hmm, alright.

I am an idiot.

I'm sorry?

Uh, that's Italian for I'm really terribly sorry.

Hmm. Variation on scuzez, huh?

Yeah, that's right.

I felt resposible for what happened, so I'm glad you're alright. So much so that I got you something.

What is it?

I could sue you if I get what you've got.

Go ahead, all you'll get is a hairbrush and an alarm clock.

Well may I request a change of babysitter, then?

Who would you like? I don't recommend the Italian.

Been there have you?

No, I love him like a brother. I've made it my mission to keep him intact until he finds a nice girl to marry.

I've been called in.

But it's Saturday.

Crime doesn't care about that.

But you're sick.

Crime doesn't care about that either.