“Down To Earth” quotes from Blue Heelers

It's okay Joss. It's not going to explode.

I needed you!

She likes me, she thinks I'm okay.

You think she's okay too, don't you? Suuuuusie!

You do realise he's got a bit of a crush on you?

Yeah, I did pick it.

I mean, I know it's harmless but anything you can do to let him down gently?

Oh I don't think I'll have to that will I? He'll soon spot some grade five cutie that he fancies.

Looks like you got yourself a bunch of junior deputies!

Up, up and away!

What's going on there?

Huh?

Bit of chemistry?

You haven't made a move on her, have you?

Argh! Please!

You alright, grandpa? You want me to get the walking frame?

My life is stuffed. I've been beaten to a pulp by my...some heavy guys I owe ten grand to and I can't given them bloody ten grand 'cause I'm so broke I can't even pay the bloody rent and now I don't even have a bloody place to live!

Chris

Something stronger?

You have no idea what he just asked me to do.

Chris

Men, all they think about is sex.

If only that was all.

I'm a deputy!

Jonesy

Sounds like the comic book guy from The Simpsons.

I can't remember how many times I've had my heart broken. It should all be in squidgy bits!