Falcon-Price quotes from Blue Heelers

Alright, who short-sheeted my bed?

Who salted the sugar?

Oomph

This station has more cowboys than the cast of Oklahoma.

The Jurassic Age is over. The time of the dinosaurs has passed and mammals now rule the earth. You'd want to ask yourself what team you're on.

I'm not Tom Croydon! In my book, families come first.

If one word of this gets out, you'll be on a charge and you can look forward to a fitting for a uniform!

Don't stuff up my case!

I know you'll give him a typical Mt. Thomas welcome.

Jo

Yeah! Strip search!

Well, it's a bit old fashioned.

Tradition.

Jo

Kind of like a working museum, really.

Tom

But we like it that way, don't we, Parrish?

Well that's something you don't get to see every day...an Inspector up a tree.

Jonesy

You right up there, sir? Would you like us to call the fire brigade for you...

What are you doing here?

Jonesy

Oh, we're on our way back from Frenchman's gully.

We thought we'd just pop by and see if you needed any 'back-up'.

I don't need any 'back-up'. I don't need anything from you.

Sir, Senior Sergeant Croydon is out of control.

Tell me something I don't know.

Yesterday he kept you out of the loop and sent Senior Constable Jones out on a very delicate assignment.

This would be Senior Constable 'Barking Mad' Jones.

Tom

This time yesterday, we had four gangsters alive, well and operating. Today, three of them are dead and the other one is going down for murder. So what's the problem?

You.

Something I can help you with?

Sir...Ah, sorry. I just wanted to look for the contractors so I can, you know, fix that phone for you.

I think you'll find that the phone company does that.

Yeah, course...Another cup of tea?

No.

You never know with cancer, do you?

No...you don't.