Jonesy quotes from Blue Heelers

Now why haven't I seen that dress before?

Jonesy

I'm trying to stop you from ruining your life.

Jonesy

Well, there's only one way I'm going to get through this.

Jonesy

Beat the old dead horse...there you go, mate.

What?!

Jonesy

Do something!

Jonesy

Sounds like the comic book guy from The Simpsons.

You were a grave digger!

Jonesy

Yeah. I mean, it's dirty work. But you meet a lot of people, they're mostly dead.

At least they don't talk back.

Tess

I think we might have a few idiots drag racing.

Jonesy

Oh, yeah. Done a bit of that too.

Tess

What?!

Jonesy

When I was young and stupid.

You wouldn't of been able to get away with anything!

Jonesy

You're telling me! Mum used to have Dad dust the biscuit tin for finger prints!

Jonesy

Is it possible to get lost in Mt. Thomas?

Chris

A few people manage to. Tom's been getting lost for years.

Well that's something you don't get to see every day...an Inspector up a tree.

Jonesy

You right up there, sir? Would you like us to call the fire brigade for you...

What are you doing here?

Jonesy

Oh, we're on our way back from Frenchman's gully.

We thought we'd just pop by and see if you needed any 'back-up'.

I don't need any 'back-up'. I don't need anything from you.

Jonesy

I don't know how you did it but you're a bloody genius. (Hands Jo a twenty dollar note)

Jo

Thank-you!

Jo

So, what do witches eat for breakfast? Toad in the hole with rea; toads, mutes on toast...

Jonesy

Innocent young policemen.

Anything else you'd like to share with us, Constable?

Jonesy

Yeah...I don't like brussell sprouts.