Big Time Rush · Season 1
Uh, you told me you didn't have a boyfriend.
Uh, I don't, but I can't deal with that (looks over the balcony to see Logan, Carlos and Kendall fighting over her) every day.
Oh, boys are stupid. (laughs) Remember Logan's mine.
Got it.
I tell you I want a slow love song, and instead you ignore me, and give me...a hit.
YES! (the others cheer)
But I still want a slow love song. And put the word "baby" in it.
And we're not gonna fight over girls anymore, right?
Right!
We're gonna be CIVILIZED, and only go after girls we meet ALONE and not together. Agreed?
Agreed! [Rachel shows up in front of them]
Hey, I just arrived at the Palmwoods. Can you tell me where the gym is?
(sighs) It's past the pool and to the right.
Great. Thanks. [as she walks off, the boys stare at her walking off]
She's mine! [they all fight trying to reach her]
Look, she just wants an autograph! And look into these eyes and try to say no! (Katie looks at the security guards while looking extremely innocent)
No.
Man, you guys are good.
The best. Now, beat it! (Mrs. Knight and Katie leave)
...We're getting that autograph, right?
Oh Yeah.
(after Kendall sees that Jo is lying about having a boyfriend)
...You set me up.
Well, you lied to me.
I didn't want a boyfriend.
Who says I wanted to be your boyfriend?! Because frankly, I don't like dating girls who lie.
Well, I don't like dating boys who catch me in my lies and make me hire idiot actors who can't remember their names!
Well then, I guess we're done here!
I guess we are!
Humph! (they walk off, but quickly walk back to eachother) ...So, do you want to go to the movies sometime?
Yeah, i'd like that. (Kendall walks to a table with Katie)
I don't think I completely get the whole "teenage dating" thing.
I'm not sure if I do, either, baby sister.
Hey, hey hey. We are NOT toast! What's the one thing we've learned since we got in L.A.?
That black is the new black.
If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIIIIIIIE.
That every time you leave your house, your toys come alive.
Look, I know we haven't all dated that long, but I just wanted to come back to say... (sighs) I'm sorry.
Yeah, you should be sorry! How could you pick THEM over ME?
Because, I never date anyone prettier than me.
(turns to the boys) I'm better now.
...It's my fault, Daddy. I lied to them, and I made them be my boyfriends, and then I ate terrible cookies, and then I cried, and then I helped them chimpnap Lolo, and...I love you!
Is that true? Because she lies. A lot.
So what do you say, Lolo? Do you like Big Time Rush? [everyone looks at Lolo, who, after about ten seconds, makes a fart noise.] Ooooooh, the fart noise. Sorry boys, Vampirah wins.
Lolo's wrong, daddy! The vampire fad has one, two years left, max. These guys' songs have infectious melodies, classic pop hooks, and Big Time Rush will crush the 6- to 16-year-old demographic, which is your core music-buying base.
Wow. Lolo, I'm transferring you to missile defense. Mercedes, you're my new hit-predicting adviser, and this way, we'll get to spend more time together. Big Time Rush wins! [everyone cheers, and Lolo somersaults while being held] Anything else for my princess?
Well, I never really got a chance to date Logan. [Logan panics]
Logan, you're Mercedes' new boyfriend. [Logan pushes James in front of him]
[while the boys are thinking back to times where they recklessly destroy things]
Okay, so we do put a little wear and tear on things from time to time.
But that's showbiz! Right?
WRONG. And it's time you take responsibility for your actions. By paying me back...my TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!
James, you don't come?
No, I'd rather get a job that doesnt involve work.
(turns to Kendall) Go!
"Are you the new face of Cuda?"
[Goes over to the mirror]
You bet you are. Look at yourself. Who's handsomer than you?
No one.
Who's got more style than you?
No one!
Who's smarter than you?
Well, lots of people. But that has nothing to do with being a model!
Sounds like somebody needs a manager, and I only charge 40% for all your earnings.
Tell her it's 50/50 or we walk.
Deal. Now, we need new headshots, new clothes, a personal stylist, and...you have got to stop talking to a mirror!
You didn't really book him a job, did you?
No, and here's a bunch of modeling agencies. (shows him a paper) Help me out and start calling...HE NEEDS A JOB!
We have to destroy it!
No! Gustavo said you can't break anything else.
Kelly is dumb, women are weak.
Oh, WHAT did he just say?!?!
You heard me, cupcake.
OH, IT'S ON! [they take beating devices and run into the foam]
[as Carlos and Kelly are destroying it] I was just-ow!-kidding! Can't you-ow!-take a joke? Ow! Tell the blender I love herrrrrr- [dies]
Hey! What are you doing? Take the job.
And model an ELBOW?!
Not just an elbow. THE elbow. They could have chosen any elbow in the world, but they chose the best. And I want to go back to the pool!
...It is pretty good.
You bet it is. Now, let's rock this joint!
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