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S1 E15Unfinished Business

You know the rules with sport at the school level right?!

WHAT?!?!

And you like our goat? The name of goat is Gus -Short for Gustavo!

Let's do this! (holds up three bandanas)

KCKendall, Carlos and Logan

We're not wearing bandanas.

BANDANAS ARE COOL!

I love being a part of the RCM/CBT Global Net/Sanyoid Family... but I hate their hair dryers.

CUT! Just say what's on the card!

And what? They've completely ignored ionized technology.

You have said NOTHING I can use for the last 2 hours!

(Stalling Gustavo and talking extremely slow)) and in no way am I purposely stalling you.

Where did you get that banana?

Waffle? No thanks, I already ate!

I realized today, sort of, that if you really want to train dogs properly, you need to throw them a treat now and then. So...enjoy your treat. You're not getting anymore.

(Bitters breaks out of the supply closet and into the boys' room)

You locked him in the supply closet?!

No...banana man did. (holds up a banana)

This is a total lease violation! (sees the swirly slide) ...Man. Nice swirly slide. (to the boys) I want all of you out of here...TOMORROW!

How 'bout I add another grand to your "making it happen" fee? (takes a check and gives it to Bitters)

Have a Palm Woods day!

The bad boy is a rock and roll tradition.

[Shows poster of Boyquake]

Notice: The back turned to the rest of the band. Bad boy.

[Shows poster of Boy Blast]

Notice: the back turned, the dark clothing, and the scowl. Bad boy.

But there can only be one bad boy per group, as learned from the bad boys experiment of '95.

[Takes down Boy Blast poster to reveal poster of Bad Boyz]

Didn't sell a single CD.

WayneWayne is a total fraud.

He wants to kick Kendall out of the band. (Kendall raises his arms)

Really? I bet on Logan.

(laughs) Well you would have LOST.

WWayneWayne

[During the Bad Boy off] My name is WayneWayne on the mic-mic and i'm badder than bad I said the City is Ours we're gonna take it like we're mad!

[During the Bad Boy off] Your rhymes are weak mine fit like a glove Gustavo's gotta face only a mother could love! (Gustavo looks shocked)

So you got rid of Kendall (pressed the speaker) My money was on Logan.

(irritated) WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?

(In the bad boy off, where Kendall has just been wrecking Gustavo's office) (Talking about Kendall in an annoyed way) HE USED MY DESK AS A BATHROOM!!

Bad boys go where they want.

Ooh, that's a new one.

(Slaps Kendall): How could you?! With my Mom in the hospital and my huge fight with my best friend and my zit?!

Kendall, James, Carlos, & Logan: Degrassi audition?

Wish me luck. (Slaps Kendall)

[playing on the piano] Any kind of guy you want, that's the guy i'll be...this song, is terrible. IT'S TER-RI-BLE!!!!!

Don't you have to be in love to write a love song? I mean, you're not wearing a wedding ring, and don't you hate EVERY LIVING THING?

You told me to get him to stop sneezing, and I did.

But he can't sing! And we have to sing this love song, because the record company wants a love song, AND I STILL HATE THIS SONG!!!!!

Well, he refuses to take an allergy shot, (waves her arms around) AND I'M NOT A NURSE!!!!!

Your yelling has improved. But more like this: GET HIM AN ALLERGY SHOT!!!!!!!

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