Gustavo quotes from Big Time Rush

Gustavo

Dogs. You've come a long way, but you have a longer way to go...before you go multi-platinum, and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums. [to James] James is still too self centered, and only cares about himself.

James

James and I still disagree. [looks in a mirror]

Gustavo

QUIET, you two! [goes to Carlos] Carlos still lacks direction.

Carlos

[turning away from Gustavo] I do not!

Gustavo

Turn around.

Carlos

[spins around and still not facing Gustavo]

Gustavo

[goes to Logan] Logan still lacks swagger.

Logan

Yes but if you ever need a color pencil, who are you gonna call? [gives Gustavo a color pencil]

Gustavo

[breaks the color pencil]

Logan

[screams]

Gustavo

[goes to Kendall] And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.

Kendall

And Gustavo needs to tak-

Gustavo

Don't say it! Not one...more...word.

Kendall

[turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]

Gustavo

Good.

Kendall

Chill pill.

Gustavo

[his face turns tense and becomes angry]

Kelly

[puts on earphones]

Gustavo

[steam comes out of his ears]

Steam.

Logan

That's a new one.

Kendall

Run.

Gustavo

[singing with Buddha Bob] There's a rainbow made of love, floating in the new day sky, candy castle up above, this must be New Town High!

Kendall

[looks at Kelly, shakes his head in disbelief and slaps himself]

Kelly

[presses a button, fake smiling and gives a thumbs up to Gustavo] The producer is coming over tomorrow and he's going to HATE THIS SONG!

Kendall

[fakes smiling and gives Gustavo a thumbs up also] I know.

How long do they do this?

Kelly

It's hard to say.

Gustavo

They once did it for three hours.

And what about our poster?

Gustavo

What about your poster?

Kick it! (BIA dances)

They're making a comeback.

Gustavo

I've heard.

Gustavo

Dogs, I'm glad you're here. Sit down.

James

(whispers) This is not look good.

Gustavo

I have something I have to say to all of you. I love both bands at this table but I will not go through what I went through back into 90's. now, Kat's Crew is extremely talented and dance and sing amazingly. But, the dogs have always stuck by me. And I have to do the same and stick with them. no matter how stupid they are.

Yes! (Big Time Rush wins and Kat's Crew loses)

Kelly

You girls are great and somebody is going to make you stars. Just not here on Rocque Records.

Come on, crew. Let's roll. (Kat's Crew leaves)

Gustavo

Just tell her no.

(shocked)

James

You don't tell my mom no.

Logan

You just don't do it.

Gustavo

I say, we try setting five.

James

I don't like setting number five.

Logan

I cant believe Gustavo beat us when we held all the cards.

Carlos

AND NOW WE'RE NOT GONNA SING ON OUR SECOND ALBUM! (Breaks a table)

Kendall

Awww, NOW you get all muscle-y!

Carlos

You know I can't control it!

James

We won't be there; but he will.

Kelly

How does he do that?

Kendall

We're not sure.

Logan

So Bandana Man is going to defeat Hawk and his hawkmen all by himself?

James

No. The Super Tastic Super Six will.

Carlos

Who's the Super Tastic Super Six?

James

I'm looking at them.

Gustavo

So you want us to disguise ourselves as superheroes, pull a surprise raid at Hawk Records, and take our hard drive back by force?

James

Does anybody have a better idea? [everybody raised their hands] I didn't think so.

Gustavo

Yeah. That's the Fresh-Beat-Look!

Kendall

UNBELIEVABLE!

Kendall

I'm Kendall. Be cool, everybody! [Carlos puts his head down in shame.]

Carlos

"Be cool"?! [imitating Kendall] "Hey, I'm Kendall. Be cool, everybody!"

Kendall

It's a lot better than "pew pew pew"!

Carlos

Are you kidding me?! Be cool is STUPID!

Kendall

Oh yeah, well you're stupid!

Carlos

No, YOU'RE stupid! [The boys yell insults at each other.]

Gustavo

SHUT IT, SHUT IT FOREVER!!!!! [he enters the booth and starts yelling with them until Kelly enters and shuts them up. They all leave the booth] ...Okay, let's try that again.