Who would of thought Andrea Zuckerman would be leading the sexual revolution?
Who would of thought Donna Martin would be leading the next sexual revolution?!
S2 E21Everybody's Talking 'Bout It
S2 E22Baby Makes Five
Well, if you guys are married then that means you two are brother and sister.
...Oh. My. God.
S2 E23Cardio-Funk
BBen
[to Brenda] Your secrets are safe with me and a room full of alcoholics.
S2 E25Meeting Mr. Pony
You know you can be such a jerk sometimes!
You wouldn't be laughing if you were failing English.
Where is my Mr. Pony?
You didn't have a Mr. Pony; you had a Mr. Lion and you lost him and cried for three days straight.
You do have a good memory and if you ever tell anyone that I will kill you! [laughs and gives her a look]
S2 E26Things to Do on a Rainy Day
[while watching the video for I Adore Mi Amor] It's the greatest video in the history of videos.
[The guys are waiting for a stripper to show up; the doorbell rings.]
She's here, she's here!
What do I do?
Answer the door.
What do I say?
I hear "hello" is really popular.
[Brandon answers the door and sees Andrea.]
Hel--lo.
Brandon, hi! [laughs]
Andrea, what are you doing here?
[to Dylan] Zuckerman, moonlighting?
Nah...
[Discussing what they will say to Color Me Badd.]
Well, I'm gonna ask them what their favorite color is.
Their favorite color is badd, of course!
BABryan Abrams
I was thinking you might like a pass, you can come check out the show later on.
Oh. No, I couldn't, really.
BABryan Abrams
Aww, come on
Well, I have 3 friends. Could I get 4?
BABryan Abrams
Ok, you talked me into it. Come on. I'll get you as many as you need. I got 3 friends too.
[While the guys are watching the stripper]
Hey, guys, you think a burger comes with that shake?
S2 E27Mexican Standoff
Dylan invited me to go to Baja with him.
And Cindy and Jim are letting you go?
She hasn't asked them yet.
Oh, well in that case, what videos should we rent?
Kelly, they might say yes.
Yeah, right.
Anyway, if they do, is it okay? I mean, do you mind?
Yeah, I mind. I don't see why you'd want to go and spend an incredibly cool and romantic weekend with your boyfriend, when you could stay here in town and be miserable with me.
Thanks Kel, I knew you'd understand.
We better go before the porsche turns into a pumpkin.
Do we have to?
Yeah, it's either that or you call Jimbo and ask if we can stay down here another week.
Ooh, adios Mexico.
BPBorder Patrol Officer
Hey, I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to get a legal guardian down here with your birth certificate; or failing that, they'll have to sign a sworn affidavit verifying you a citizen. Unless, maybe you're not an American citizen.
Of course I am. It's just that if you call my parents, I'm a dead American citizen.
S2 E28Wedding Bell Blues
Dylan McKay, that's all we ever talk about! Did it ever occur to you that other people have relationships that they take seriously!?
How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!
What's that supposed to mean?
That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!
You guys, come quick!
What?
It's raining in the living room!
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