Beverly Hills, 90210 Season 4 quotes

So, I gotta ask, do you know any movie stars or kids of movie stars?

Brenda

Just Samantha Sanders' son.

Gosh, I guess he's pretty screwed up, huh?

Brenda

No, actually Steve's a really good guy.

He's not a snob?

Brenda

He's my brother's best friend.

Is he spoiled?

Brenda

No more than anyone else.

Anyone from Beverly Hills, that is.

So, what kind of car does he drive?

Brenda

He drives a corvette. And my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche. And most of my other friends drive BMW convertibles. They shop on Rodello Drive and they're all incredibly shallow, phony, and braindead. Are there any other stupid questions that I can answer?

Donna

Well, maybe somebody else has... the exact same porsche.

Cindy

Dinner is almost ready.

Brenda

I'm too tired to chew.

Brandon

[to Steve] Admit that you're a horse's ass.

Brenda

How did they do it? how did they stay together for 20 years?

Brandon

Well, they still lock their door every Sunday night.

Of course, like the aborigines I am a firm believer in body language.

Brandon

Fortunately, I'm fluent in aborigine.

Steve

Marriage, blackjack. It's all a crap shoot.

David

Say goodnight, Donna.

Donna

Goodnight, Donna.

Uh, David, uh... what's with, uh, you and Donna and the old mattress mambo?

David

Well, I just want us both to share the intimacy of a real relationship.

Wow. Wow, what a rap! Dr. Martin, Felice... you buy that?

Well, as a doctor I'm familiar with the hormonal drives of young adults... but I leave all the parenting to Felice.

And I don't buy it. Call me old-fashioned, but... I don't believe in the motives of young men who wear earrings.

What earring? Look at this, the guy's willing to sacrifice for a shot at your daughter.

David

Dr. Martin, Mrs. Martin, I love Donna. Not just for her body, but for her mind.

Woah.

David

And... if she has sex with me, I promise, I'll marry her.

Woah, I think we've exposed some raw honesty, I'll tell you what... I'll spring for the condoms, what do you say, Felice?

Well, I guess in that case, it's alright! Donna, if you're listening, sweetheart... we give you our blessing to do the wild thing with David.

Donna

Don't look now, but you're standing under the mistletoe!

Dylan

Well, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm here... I'm yours.

Donna

David, is that you?

David

No, it's Saddam Hussein.

Andrea

Whoever said pregnancy was a blessed event never had morning sickness.

Jim

Well, I think I invented a new tax loophole: declare yourself a hostage and deduct the ransom.

Kelly

[to Brandon] Whoever said all the good ones were taken obviously never met you. You've got to be the best catch on campus.

Brenda

Why is it that I can keep any relationship going since I broke up with you?

Dylan

I guess you just gotta find the right guy.

Brenda

I had the right guy and I lost him. I've never really gotten over you, Dylan. How can I fall in love with someone else when I'm still in love with you?