Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.
If 4 out of 10 marriages end in divorce, and Kelly's mom's been divorced 3 times and David's dad's been divorced once, then they've already beat the odds; between them both they've been divorced 4 times, this marriage is gonna last forever.
Got Kelly fooled. Be careful, Jake. She's a young girl. Emotional. If she feels something, it's permanent record. Trust me, it doesn't feel good to have that messed with.