Look, I feel like a fool for coming but...I don't care, all I know is, I don't want to turn into some deranged axe murderer...or...or worse yet...wake up one morning, ten years from now, and suddenly realize that I totally missed out on high school.
S1 E21Spring Dance
S1 E22Home Again
[Steve comes in wearing an eye patch.]
Look, it's Captain Hook!
Isn't that what we used to call you before you got your nose job?
There's so much that we haven't done.
I thought we've done everything.
[laughs] I didn't mean that. I mean like...well, I haven't even taken you to my favorite surf shop, or to check out my favorite band.
Going to a surf shop together is pretty serious stuff. You sure you want to take that major step?
I think so.
I don't do cameras.
Brenda, who saved me from going back to drinking. She saved me from myself. I don't know what I'm gonna do without you guys. At the risk of sounding mushy... you Walsh people are the only family I got.
S2 E1Beach Blanket Brandon
I can't believe that we're finally free! An entire summer of nothing but beaches and babes.
For you, maybe. I'll be spending the summer at my grandparents' in Oklahoma.
You'll have fun.
Name one thing fun about Oklahoma.
I bet you not one girl there has ever met a California stud before.
Besides, what cute guy is gonna take an acting class?
Kelly, can't you ever stop thinking about guys for one second? I mean, there is more to life!
Sounds like it's that time of the month.
Well, it is. And it isn't, if you know what I mean.
What are you talking about?
I'm five days late.
What color is it supposed to be again?
Uh, blue for positive, red for negative.
It's green.
That's impossible.
Well, maybe that means twins or something.
Donna, that's not funny.
Let me see.
I wanna see.
Mmm, it's kind of a pinkish green.
Donna, what color does it look like to you?
Honestly? St. Patrick's Day.
I can't believe this. I wait to have sex with the guy that I love, I act responsibly, I take every precaution, and I'm green.
For a moment there, I thought that maybe I was pregnant. My period was a few days late, so I got worried.
Well, did you do something that would...give you reason to believe that if you... were a few days late that...that would indicate that you were pregnant?
You mean like sex?
Yes, something like that.
Yes, of course.
S2 E2The Party Fish
You're going to the beach club tonight?
One of your father's clients has invited us to join.
The Beverly Hills beach club?
Mmhmm, they're having a big party to honor prospective members.
[to Grandma on phone] Hold on. [to Cindy] The Beverly Hills beach club where Brandon works?
Mmhmm, isn't that a hoot?!
[to phone] Granny hold on. [to Cindy] Does Brandon know that you're going there tonight?
Yeah. Why don't you join us?
Oh, no, no, I can't, um...I'm talking to Grandma.
SSandy
You know, the way my head is pounding, I don't think anything could make me happy tonight.
Not even the sight of 10,000 wild and crazy grunion having an orgy on the beach?
This is an incredible piece of machinery.
Oh no, this isn't about my mommy and daddy, it's about you and your sugar daddy!
S2 E3Summer Storm
You scared me.
It was awesome.
Yeah, really awesome. Look at you. You're lucky to be alive.
I'm fine. You look like an angel.
Oh, Brenda, would you take this up to Dylan for me, please?
Sorry, Mom, it was your idea, I'm not gonna play Nancy Nurse.
Brenda!
Well, what do you want, Mom? I mean, first you and Dad tell me not to sleep with him and then you tuck him in the next bedroom?
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