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Dylan invited me to go to Baja with him.
And Cindy and Jim are letting you go?
She hasn't asked them yet.
Oh, well in that case, what videos should we rent?
Kelly, they might say yes.
Yeah, right.
Anyway, if they do, is it okay? I mean, do you mind?
Yeah, I mind. I don't see why you'd want to go and spend an incredibly cool and romantic weekend with your boyfriend, when you could stay here in town and be miserable with me.
Thanks Kel, I knew you'd understand.
We better go before the porsche turns into a pumpkin.
Do we have to?
Yeah, it's either that or you call Jimbo and ask if we can stay down here another week.
Ooh, adios Mexico.
Hey, I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to get a legal guardian down here with your birth certificate; or failing that, they'll have to sign a sworn affidavit verifying you a citizen. Unless, maybe you're not an American citizen.
Of course I am. It's just that if you call my parents, I'm a dead American citizen.
Dylan McKay, that's all we ever talk about! Did it ever occur to you that other people have relationships that they take seriously!?
How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!
What's that supposed to mean?
That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!
You guys, come quick!
What?
It's raining in the living room!
Donna, what kind of wedding are you gonna have?
I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.
Bungee jumping?
Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.
Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"
If 4 out of 10 marriages end in divorce, and Kelly's mom's been divorced 3 times and David's dad's been divorced once, then they've already beat the odds; between them both they've been divorced 4 times, this marriage is gonna last forever.
Got Kelly fooled. Be careful, Jake. She's a young girl. Emotional. If she feels something, it's permanent record. Trust me, it doesn't feel good to have that messed with.
Kelly knows what's up.
Oh, you told her your life history.
Hey, don't worry about Kelly. Okay, Dylan?
See, no one's innocent, Walsh. All of us have been hurt.
I can't go to Europe.
Why not?
[hands him her passport] Look at this!
What's wrong?
I can't show that picture to anyone, I look horrible!
Can I say something? Can I please say something?
No, you cannot say something. Don't say a word. I'm finished listening to what you have to say, Brenda, do you understand me?
No, I don't understand you. I don't understand anything!!
Everybody, you remember Jake Thurman, don't ya?
Yeah!
You know the Blaze hasn't been the same since you left.
Yeah.
And what am I, chopped liver?
Yeah!
My water just broke.
[looks at his watch] Oh man, I don't know if we can get a plumber this late.
You idiot, she's going into labor!
Can I say something? Can I please say something?
No, you cannot say something. Don't say a word. I'm finished listening to what you have to say, Brenda, do you understand me?
No, I don't understand you. I don't understand any of this!!
[Brenda storms out of the condo, upset as Jim follows her, still livid over his daughter's lies]
Brenda, come back here! [Brenda ignores him] Brenda, come back here this minute!
[she turns around to face him, angry] You know, you are wrong, Dad. You've been wrong for a long time. You're wrong about me, and you're wrong about Dylan! But you're right about one thing: Dylan and I shouldn't be sneaking around, and I shouldn't have lied to you, and I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I'm in love with Dylan, Dad. He's an important part of my life, and I'm going to see him whenever and wherever I want.
[Brenda starts to walk away]
Brenda, I'm warning you. You walk away from me right now, things will never be the same.
[Brenda looks back at her father, then defiantly walks away, storming out of the beach club]
I bet Jake's glad you're staying in town.
I don't know. We might get together some time.
Aww, Kelly ...
Hey ... I might even get together with you.
Really? I might just hold you to that.
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