Bren, don't be like that, you're a good driver!
[Brenda scoffs]
Well, you're improving.
S2 E20A Competitive Edge
I even called Ripley's, and they don't believe it either!
Where you going?
To bed.
Ok, if you insist, I'll join you.
[Phone rings]
Oh, if that's Kiefer Sutherland, tell him that I'm a little busy.
[answering phone] Hello, Kiefer?
S2 E21Everybody's Talking 'Bout It
(about Felice's pro-abstinence speech) If you say kids don't need condoms because they shouldn't be having sex, you're overlooking two important things. One is that a lot of kids are having sex, and the other is that they are kids. It's like, if you have a swimming pool in your backyard, you can tell your children not to go in, you can even put a fence up around it; but if you know they're going to find a way into that water, don't you think you aught to teach those kids how to swim?
Who would of thought Andrea Zuckerman would be leading the sexual revolution?
Who would of thought Donna Martin would be leading the next sexual revolution?!
S2 E22Baby Makes Five
Well, if you guys are married then that means you two are brother and sister.
...Oh. My. God.
S2 E23Cardio-Funk
BBen
[to Brenda] Your secrets are safe with me and a room full of alcoholics.
S2 E25Meeting Mr. Pony
You know you can be such a jerk sometimes!
You wouldn't be laughing if you were failing English.
Where is my Mr. Pony?
You didn't have a Mr. Pony; you had a Mr. Lion and you lost him and cried for three days straight.
You do have a good memory and if you ever tell anyone that I will kill you! [laughs and gives her a look]
S2 E26Things to Do on a Rainy Day
[while watching the video for I Adore Mi Amor] It's the greatest video in the history of videos.
[The guys are waiting for a stripper to show up; the doorbell rings.]
She's here, she's here!
What do I do?
Answer the door.
What do I say?
I hear "hello" is really popular.
[Brandon answers the door and sees Andrea.]
Hel--lo.
Brandon, hi! [laughs]
Andrea, what are you doing here?
[to Dylan] Zuckerman, moonlighting?
Nah...
[Discussing what they will say to Color Me Badd.]
Well, I'm gonna ask them what their favorite color is.
Their favorite color is badd, of course!
BABryan Abrams
I was thinking you might like a pass, you can come check out the show later on.
Oh. No, I couldn't, really.
BABryan Abrams
Aww, come on
Well, I have 3 friends. Could I get 4?
BABryan Abrams
Ok, you talked me into it. Come on. I'll get you as many as you need. I got 3 friends too.
[While the guys are watching the stripper]
Hey, guys, you think a burger comes with that shake?
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