Regina Kostas quotes from Becker

There. Cat. I'm using the C at the end of your word, Jake.

Jake Malinak

Which one?

Xebec.

I still say that's not a word.

Jake Malinak

Bob, I told you. It's a antiquated tri-masted Mediterranean sailing vessel.

NONE OF THOSE ARE WORDS!

All right, smartass. It's your turn.

Read 'em and weep. J-U-G-G-S. Juggs!

Not a word.

Yes, it is! Jake's news stand! Magazines, top shelf!

Jake Malinak

Forget about it, Bob. It's a proper noun. Besides, we already let you have melons, boobs, and Hooters.

That's right, Bob. Jake's pretended to be blind all these years so he beat you at Scrabble.

It's possible.

Dr. John Becker

Scrabble with Jake?

What, you think we're taking advantage of him?

Dr. John Becker

No, I think he's taking advantage of you. He played in the National Championships like, three different times.

Excuse me?!

Jake Malinak

Well, I only won once.

Jake, you hustled us!

Dr. John Becker

Well, now technically, it's not hustling unless you were dumb enough to play for money.

I thought it was a sure thing! He's blind! I mean, the man's been throwing fish food in his toilet for the last five years!

Wow, she's so nice!

Jake Malinak

Bob, she blew you off.

Yeah, she was just letting you down easy.

That's what I mean! Usually, I just get a kick in the groin and a face-full of pepper spray!

Jake Malinak

You're staying with Bob!? Is there anything you wanna talk to me about?

Dr. John Becker

I told you, my apartment is filled with 'roaches! [shudders] Urgh, 'roaches!

[shudders] Urgh, Bob!