Chris Connor quotes from Becker

Chris Connor

Why do you think they're here for? For fun? No! They're here to

Chris Connor

get things done!

Chris Connor

[to Dr. John Becker] There's not a day that goes by that doesn't prove you are emotionally retarded!

Dr. John Becker

What the hell is this!? It's cold, it's packed in dry ice...

Chris Connor

Maybe it's the heart you always wanted.

Chris Connor

You told Tony I was gay so he wouldn't be interested in me. Then you told me Tony was gay so I wouldn't be interested in him.

Dr. John Becker

Do you think I would be capable of that?

Chris Connor

You made up a sister named Pepper Becker!

Chris Connor

Just to set the record straight, I don't love you!

Dr John Becker

Well I don't love you! I don't even know what made me think I could like you: you're so cute and sweet and nice and perky!

Chris Connor

Well it's better than being a cranky old fart!

Dr John Becker

I'm not cranky! There are just certain things that irritate me!

Chris Connor

Yeah, everything irritates you! You wouldn't know happiness if it bit you in the ass!

Dr John Becker

Oh why don't you bite me in the ass!?

Dr John Becker

'[outraged] Just go away, would you!?

Chris Connor

Ah, I'm going! Goodnight!

Dr John Becker

Good night!

Chris Connor

[stutters angrily] GOOD NIGHT!

Dr John Becker

YOU WANNA HAVE DINNER WITH ME SOMETIME!?

Chris Connor

I'D LOVE TO!

Hector Lopez

All right, people, give me your money!

Jake Malinak

Does he have a gun?

Chris Connor

No.

Jake Malinak

No.

Dr. John Becker

You'd be surprised how many people give 'em to me for Christmas.

Chris Connor

I'm surprised people give you presents at all.

Chris Connor

Well, then... then... then just tell me what's going on.

Dr. John Becker

Nothing's going on, nothing's going on. At least, I don't think there is. I don't know, it's just... I feel different.

Chris Connor

What do you mean, "different"? Are you okay?

Dr. John Becker

Yes, I'm okay! It's... at least, I think I am, you know? I... I don't know, I just... lately, I've been thinking about a lot of things. You know, my work, my friends, you. None of it's perfect, but... none of it's exactly horrible, either.

Chris Connor

[smirks] I know *I'm* flattered. John, what are you trying to say?

Dr. John Becker

It's... it's like all the irritating things that people do - you know, cutting me off in traffic, disagreeing with me - it just doesn't seem to bother me as much. And then tonight, the patient I've been visiting, Mr. Gordon, he passed away.

Chris Connor

Oh, I'm sorry.

Dr. John Becker

Uh, thanks. I mean, it happens. But, you know, the point is that he was... he was okay with dying. He was able to look back at his life and feel good, you know, content. Lately, I think I... I think I've been feeling... kind of that way, you know? I guess what I'm trying to say is I... I think I might be... I don't know... happy.

Chris Connor

Wow. No wonder you've been so upset. Bet this is really hard for you, isn't it?

Dr. John Becker

Well, it is new.

Chris Connor

You do understand that most people work their whole lives to feel happy. It's considered a *good* thing.

Dr. John Becker

I know, I know. I'm dealing with it.

Chris Connor

I'll help you any way I can.

Dr. John Becker

Thanks. I don't know, I guess we'll just take it one day at a time.

Dr. John Becker

[shouting] Hey! You moron, what the... How'd you like it if I took a whiz on your front porch? Go pee in the park like everyone else!

Chris Connor

Feel better?

Dr. John Becker

Yeah, a little.