Linda quotes from Becker

Linda

(about a patient's odd behavior; in sing-song tone) Mercury. Retrograde.

Dr. John Becker

It has nothing to do with that.

Linda

(sing-song) Suits yourself. There are two new patients waiting in your office.

Dr. John Becker

(sing-song) Stop that.

Linda

(sing-song) I can't.

Linda

Geez, who died?

Mr. Garland

Nobody!

Dr. John Becker

I was going to go along with that astrology crap, but then I looked it up. Mercury doesn't go into retrograde for another three months.

Linda

Wow, that must mean that all the weird stuff that happened here today was nothing but a bunch of unrelated coincidences.

Dr. John Becker

Yeah, you got a better explanation?

Linda

Well, if you add up the month, the day and the year, that adds up to 26. You add the two and the six, that's eight. Divide that by four, that's two, which is the number of people here in this room. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Linda

I was right. He's [Becker's] a junkie.

Dr. John Becker

Who the hell is this?

Dr. John Becker

Since when do you wear glasses?

Linda

I don't.

Dr. John Becker

Then what are those?

Linda

They just look good, they don't do anything.

Dr. John Becker

Yeah, well, you'd be the expert on that.

Linda

OK Here's the thing...

Dr. John Becker

Aw come on Linda, no THINGS!