[guest star Mary Steenburgen, Ted Danson's real-life wife] You arrogant bastard, if I say I know the Roosevelts, I know the Roosevelts.
[leaves the office]
I pity the poor bastard who's married to her.
Assorted episodes
“D.N.R.” · Season 6
In this episode: Dr. John Becker (22), Margaret (8), Chris Connor (5), Jake Malinak (4), Bob (3), Linda (2), Hector Lopez (2), Patient (1)
Jake, you've got to see this.
I'm blind.
[about breasts]
Why do you think they're here for? For fun? No! They're here to
[shouts]
get things done!
[on the phone] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
[hangs up the phone and Becker walks in]
What did you do?
I don't know.
All right, people, give me your money!
Does he have a gun?
No.
No.
Since when do you wear glasses?
I don't.
Then what are those?
They just look good, they don't do anything.
Yeah, well, you'd be the expert on that.
AAlexei
Reggie is very much hot broad.
I don't like to lie. It's wrong.
Says who?
The Lord!
The Lord? Margaret, this is the Bronx. Believe me, he's not here.
Just when I think God couldn't screw me any further, he gets out the old Black & Decker and twists a little harder!
Interesting; you're being persecuted by a God you don't believe in.
That's why he's after me, Margaret.
Oh, I'm so glad to see you!
BBob
That's nice, John.
I was talking to the cigarettes.
BBob
Becker, I just had a great idea!
The first one's always exciting, isn't it?
BBob
I was doing some research on the internet...
Must have come as a surprise that it's not all porn, huh?
BBob
One shock at a time.
[about a patient]
What does he want?
To bask in the sunny warmth of your disposition.
Did you ever hear me say that?
No, but it certainly sounds like you!
[about relaxation tapes]
You'd be surprised how many people give 'em to me for Christmas.
I'm surprised people give you presents at all.
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