[ranting in a cell in Arkham] IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, I TELL YOU!! IMPOSSIBLE!! MY TRAP WAS PERFECT!! HOW DID HE DO IT?! I HAVE TO KNOW!! SOMEBODY TELL ME!! IT'S NOT FAIR!! THERE WAS NO WAY, I TELL YOU!! NO WAY HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT!! SOMEBODY TELL ME!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW HE DID IT!! I HAVE TO KNOW!! I HAVE TO KNOOOOOOOOOW!!!
S2 E14Riddler's Reform
S2 E15Second Chance
And what might you be doing out there? Catching insects for dinner?
I'm looking for Two-Face.
What, did you lose him? [chuckles]
Somebody kidnapped him from Gotham Central tonight. You and he had a disagreement sometime ago, didn't you?
It's true. Harvey stole a rare avis right out from under my beak several months ago. A jewel-encrusted statuette of a two-headed roc. It was worth millions. But, my dear rodent, I'd never kidnap a fellow rogue out of his sickbed. It just isn't done.
Honour among thieves?
Absolutely. If I were going to attack Harvey, I'd do it face to face... to face, heh, so to speak. Like THIS! [laughs and unleashes his birds on Batman]
You may as well come out. I know everything now.
[A man emerges, his identity obscured by shadows]
You hated Harvey Dent, and would do anything to destroy him.
[Lightning flashes, revealing the man to be Two-Face himself]
Why not? He was going to destroy me. Just like I'm going to destroy you! [attacks him]
Harvey, pull yourself up!
HHarvey
I can't! I'll drop the coin!
Drop it! Save yourself!
HHarvey
I... I don't know what to do. The coin won't tell me!
It can't tell you anything! I switched coins when you grabbed me!
[swings and kicks the thugs out of Batman's way] Good thing I decided to tag along after all.
It's a trick coin! It'll always land on edge! It's your decision now, Harvey! Life or death? The coin or me?
[Robin threw the batarang to hit the elevator button to send the thug in an elevator, thunderstruck and Harvey/Two-Face decided to drops the coin]
HHarvey
Batman, help me.
[Batman tries to give Harvey a hand, but Two-Face suddenly regains control]
Never! [punches Batman and falls]
HARVEY!!!
HHarvey
[seen in half-shadow, making him appear to once again be Harvey Dent instead of Two-Face] Bruce? Good old Bruce. Always there. You never give up on me.
[Bruce Wayne smiles and pats Harvey's shoulder before he is escorted away]
He's right. You're always there for him.
Yes, just like you're always there for me.
Hey, what are friends for?
S2 E16Harley's Holiday
JLDr. Joan Leland
You've made wonderful progress, Harley. You've passed your competency hearing, and tomorrow, you will be released, mentally sane and sound.
Wheee! Wahoo! Whoopee! Yay! Yay! Yay! Uh... I mean thank you, Dr. Leland.
JLDr. Joan Leland
That's ok. You have every reason to be proud of yourself.
[offscreen] Unhand me!
JLDr. Joan Leland
I just wish the other inmates could make your sort of progress.
I am the Master of Fear! The Lord of Despair! Cower before me in witless terror!
Hi, Professor Crane!
Good evening, child. [To Batman and Robin] Worship me, you fools! Worship me! Scream hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow, the all-terrible God of Fear!
I think he's getting better.
[To Harley] I hear you're getting out tomorrow.
You got a problem with that?
[Harley gasps as Batman holds out his hand to her]
Congratulations.
Yeah, so I made a few mistakes. [shakes Batman's hand] I've got my head back together, and I'm gonna live my life right.
For your sake, I hope so.
I'll show you. Starting tomorrow, you'll see I'm just as sane as anybody.
I'm having a BAD DAY! I'm sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over and blow me up! I didn't even get to keep my new dress - I ACTUALLY PAID FOR IT!
[Batman and Robin take Harley back to Arkham]
Home again, home again, diggity dig...
JLDr. Joan Leland
Not for too long, though. Ms. Vreeland dropped the kidnapping charges. With a little more hard work, you should be ready to re-enter society for good.
Yay... [to Batman] There's one thing I've gotta know. Why'd you stay with me all day, risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?
I know what it's like to try and rebuild a life. [takes her dress out of a bag] I had a bad day too, once.
[takes the dress] Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.
S2 E17Lock-Up
Don't take me back there, please! Look at me, Batman! I'm shaking with fear! Me! The Scarecrow! I wasn't even going back to crime this time! I just had to get away from... HIM!
LBLyle Bolton
I'll take it from here, Batman. Lyle Bolton, Chief of security. Congratulations, Professor Crane. You're the first inmate to escape Arkham under my charge. You're also the last.
BBartholomew
Miss Quinn? Do you have any complaints against Mr. Bolton?
I got nothing to say.
BBartholomew
But surely you must have something you wish to-
You got a hearing problem or something?! NO! NADA! IXNAY! ZERO! ZILCH! BUPKIS! NOTHING! OKAY?!
He threatens us! Takes away our privileges, even when we're good!
LBLyle Bolton
We've heard enough of this nonsense.
JCJonathon Crane
He says scum like us must be kept in line! That's why he chains us down at night and electrifies our doors!
He held me over a can filled with a termites! Ya hear me?! TERMITES!
He's an animal!
A monster!
JCJonathon Crane
Keep him away!
LBLyle Bolton
SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! [tries to attack them, but is stopped and restrained] You're all scum! You should be beaten within an inch of your misbegotten lives!
BBartholomew
I've seen enough! [pounds the gravel] Lyle Bolton, you're dismissed!
LBLyle Bolton
Before I came here, Arkham was a revolving door for every maniac in Gotham. I kept them in! ME! Now I realize I was wrong to punish those pathetic miscreants! THEY'RE ONLY SYMPTOMS! YOU'RE THE CAUSE! THE GUTLESS POLICE, MINDLESS BUREAUCRATS, AND CODDLING DOCTORS! YOU SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP IN A CAGE WITHOUT A KEY!
LULock Up
I could have rid Gotham of the fools in city hall and the police department! We could have made our own order!
I was born to fight your brand of order!
LULock Up
If that's your decision...!
S2 E18Make 'Em Laugh
DDispatcher
Disturbance reported at the top of the Crown restaurant. Suspect is a male costumed extremist armed with what appears to be a... ketchup gun.
It's going to be one of those nights.
CKCondiment King
So long, suckers! Parting is such "sweet-and-sour" sorrow. [Batman yanks away his loot bag] What's this? Ah! The big bad Bat-guy. I knew you'd "ketchup" to me sooner or later. How I've "relished" this meeting. You, the dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the conceptual Condiment King! Come, Batman. Let's see if you can "cut the mustard".
Quiet! [punches the King in the stomach]
CKCondiment King
[slumps to ground, gasping] You hit me!
Now listen, Mustard Man, or whatever you call yourself. You're obviously new at this, so I'm willing to go easy on you, provided you give back the loot and never even think about doing this again. Deal?
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