“Harley's Holiday” quotes from Batman: The Animated Series

You've made wonderful progress, Harley. You've passed your competency hearing, and tomorrow, you will be released, mentally sane and sound.

Harley

Wheee! Wahoo! Whoopee! Yay! Yay! Yay! Uh... I mean thank you, Dr. Leland.

That's ok. You have every reason to be proud of yourself.

Scarecrow

[offscreen] Unhand me!

I just wish the other inmates could make your sort of progress.

Scarecrow

I am the Master of Fear! The Lord of Despair! Cower before me in witless terror!

Harley

Hi, Professor Crane!

Scarecrow

Good evening, child. [To Batman and Robin] Worship me, you fools! Worship me! Scream hosannas of anguish to Scarecrow, the all-terrible God of Fear!

Robin

I think he's getting better.

Batman

[To Harley] I hear you're getting out tomorrow.

Harley

You got a problem with that?

Batman

Congratulations.

Harley

Yeah, so I made a few mistakes. [shakes Batman's hand] I've got my head back together, and I'm gonna live my life right.

Batman

For your sake, I hope so.

Harley

I'll show you. Starting tomorrow, you'll see I'm just as sane as anybody.

Harley

I'm having a BAD DAY! I'm sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over and blow me up! I didn't even get to keep my new dress - I ACTUALLY PAID FOR IT!

Harley

Home again, home again, diggity dig...

Not for too long, though. Ms. Vreeland dropped the kidnapping charges. With a little more hard work, you should be ready to re-enter society for good.

Harley

Yay... [to Batman] There's one thing I've gotta know. Why'd you stay with me all day, risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?

Batman

I know what it's like to try and rebuild a life. [takes her dress out of a bag] I had a bad day too, once.

Harley

[takes the dress] Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.